aramike Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 *Cue cheesy music*Have you ever wanted to travel the stars? Fight aliens in space, air, and on the ground? Well we've got the answer for you!Battlecruiser Millennium , the latest incarnation of the acclaimed Battlecruiser series is now available to YOU! That's right; fuel up, fly away, and fight an assortment of dangerous and insidious creatures in the privacy of your home! Conquer the galaxy or engage in trade and become filthy rich!How much would you expect to pay for such an exciting adventure? Not $300. Not $200. Not even $100. If you order within the next 10 minutes, you'll receive the entire BCM adventure package for the incredibly low, LOW price of $49.95!That's right, get all the action, exploration, and adventure you could ever partake in for the AMAZING price of $49.95!But wait -- that's not all!If you are one of the first 5,000 callers you'll also receive this AMAZING full-color map of the Battlecruiser galaxy as our gift to you! A $15 value!You get the Battlecruiser Millennium game, the full manual, and the galaxy map ALL for the low, LOW price of $49.95!You satisfaction is guaranteed. If you don't like the game, simply return it for a full refund! But the galaxy map is yours to keep as our gift to you! You have nothing to lose!To order, call 1-888-BCM-GAME. Have your major credit card ready. Call NOW!Or send check or money order to: BCM Game PO Box 10000 Richmond, VA 23280Sorry, no CODs California residents include sales tax Void where prohibitedBattlecruiser Millennium -- BE THERE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aramike Posted October 5, 2001 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 Goodness, I'm bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urza Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R_wilco Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 There are a few keys to any successful info-mercial, for example...#1 Cameos! Have some celebrities, like the SC, make a guest appearance and try out your product!(and swear that you've never met them, never seen them before, and/or not related to them)#2 Have people that have tried out the product appear! Same rule as above, you do NOT know *cough, cough*, the person saying,"Yes,BCM changed my life! Thank you SC!"#3 If you can take the tape of the infomercial, chop it up, rearange in a random order, and it's STILL the same infomercial, it works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Siemens Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 Huh, just ordered one! You say this was not real? Mike, you're really bored... Best regards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Cmdr Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 quote:Originally posted by aramike: Goodness, I'm bored.LOL!!! You think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fendi Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 What channel is it on Mike? QVC?SC you're up early. Don't you ever have a lie-in and be woken up to breakfast in bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstuart Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 You could have the SC do an interview. Then the SC could take questions from the audience and then questions from phone calls!If things go well, a spot on Larry King Live! Nah, probably not, SC is too busy programming, writing his memoirs, fending off rifraft like(shirley), besides SC is waiting for another countdown to start! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Schultz Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 quote:besides SC is waiting for another countdown to start Wanna do something really cheezy? Let's start a countdown to the next countdown! Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest $iLk Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 quote:Wanna do something really cheezy? Let's start a countdown to the next countdown! Yeah! LOL yeah,and aramike I know what you mean, there is hardly anyone on the boards around 1AM my time. Epsilon 5 always seems to share my visits and time frame between here and when I am on AW.Sometimes you just have to talk to yourself. Might start a thread:I'm talking to myself, please leave me alone. Then through the whole thread, ME:"Hi buddy" Me "hey pal" Me:"so whatcha doin?" ME: "talking to you" Me:"I know smartass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr Jeffery Eu Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 ROFLMAO, you guys are really out of this world!!!$iLK, do that even more and we might have to send you to the funny farm, way before BCM ships!!! Aramike, you must be way too bored!!!! Maybe you do something constructive like what I do every night bonk my woman and then countdown the number of days when BCM ships It always puts me to sleep before I can reach 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fendi Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 On the subject of informercials:10 times only?!!!! I recommend this ancient chinese herb called "tongkat ali " I swear drink it twice a day and you too can be an energizer bunny just like me. Dr Fendi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr Jeffery Eu Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 I meant after the bonking, when I'm counting down to get to sleep not the no. of time I bonk an night....which I'm not gonna tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest $iLk Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 Try that $hit like that dude in American Pie 2... "I can go for days..."Actually me and my wife decided to read the kama sutra thing or whatever, but being me I decided to go the old fashioned way and put in a movie :"Planet Lesbo" or something and we used that... Actually I probably shouldn't have tried watching all those movies cause they decieve you into thinking you can do it however many times and she never gets pregnant and my house is starting to look like a daycare... maybe I can sue the pr0n industry for deceptive advertising? Well as for the infomercial thing I think that's pretty funny... but I can see that you were bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest $iLk Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 BETTER YET ARAMIKE!Put that dude that's always on TV screaming with the weird hair and suit with dollar signs all over it yelling about how he can make you money (strangely I don't trust him). Anyway put him in the infomercial... guaranteed sales! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr Jeffery Eu Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 ROFLMAO, or NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fendi Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 quote:maybe I can sue the pr0n industry for deceptive advertising? Yeah like how come the pizza delivery girl never come on to me when she delivers the pizza like they always do in the movies? Anyway how did this thread ended up into a sexual discussion? [ 10-05-2001: Message edited by: Fendi ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest $iLk Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 I don't know, most conversations with us guys do end up that way anyhow...Maybe I can sue for gross negligence on the part of "SKANKY FILMS INC." or something.Anyway, I think that having that moron do the infomercial would be cool... people would be sitting on the couch, watching tv. relatively comfortable in their lives, then out of no where pops this insult to humanity screaming about how he is a "money making genius" and telling everyone to send him money and he will sell you a book he wrote "guaranteed to make you rich" Maybe it's a coloring book or scrap book he put together after watching lifestyles of the rich and famous? "HEY EVERYBODY! Buy BCM and I promise YOU YOUR TESTICLES WON't SHRIVEL OFF!!! PLEASE sEND ME MONEY AND START THE PATH TO SUCCESS WITH MY WACKY BOOK AND THIS KILLER GAME!"moron then jumps around and makes Jim Carrey faces for about 2 minutes and then holds out his hand for money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aramike Posted October 5, 2001 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 Okaaaaaaay....Actually, my wife is with our daughter and her mother right now up north. So, I have NOTHING to do in the evenings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fendi Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 quote:So, I have NOTHING to do in the evenings... If thats the case would it be cheeky of me to ask about my status in the fleet database? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 What? No supermodel selling the game?Must not be worth much.Time to turn off the Teevee and go shoot some cans with billy bob... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aramike Posted October 5, 2001 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 quote:Originally posted by Fendi: If thats the case would it be cheeky of me to ask about my status in the fleet database? *Sigh*DB updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fendi Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 Cheers Aramike. Wow we posted at the same time!![ 10-05-2001: Message edited by: Fendi ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow of the Past Posted October 16, 2001 Report Share Posted October 16, 2001 You know, some people think when you get famous TV or movie actors to push a product you actually have to pay them. For instance, think Maxis payed Drew Carey? No! He was, of course, brainwashed.I can see it all now...MTV: BUY BCM... TO NOT BUY BCM CAUSES YOU TERRIBLE PAIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R_wilco Posted October 16, 2001 Report Share Posted October 16, 2001 quote:MTV: BUY BCM... TO NOT BUY BCM CAUSES YOU TERRIBLE PAIN!!! That's a half truth, WAITING for BCM causes you even MORE terrible pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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