street228 Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 quote: LMAO!!! Man, you guys are just. plain. weird. .....and I thought it was just me. Naw! just finding some REAL enjoyment in your hard work. The challenges in life, already recognized, or dead..one must look for the FUN in life..eh? quote: All quiet here Still searching I've got clean scan This does NOT look good Incoming DArn, I missed I missed! I missed! Yeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwww See? Told you it wouldn't hurt Scratch one bogey Preparing to jump SHHHUSH !! Cmder CHAVIK!....you will have me spending NEXT weekend UPGRADING my BATTLECRUISER...er...I mean my home security system!. That's what I did LAST weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeOsprey Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 The postal inspetor serves you with a restrianing order because, you keep ambushing your mailman at the mailbox asking about some package marked RC7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street228 Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 quote: All quiet here Still searching I've got clean scan This does NOT look good Incoming DArn, I missed I missed! I missed! Yeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwww See? Told you it wouldn't hurt Scratch one bogey Preparing to jump Here is one, I heard last night for the first time, playing UC: "matter splatter!!" (from a pilot who just blew an enemy to itty bitty bits of matter, I assume) I may wire that one up to my bug lamp!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain McMahon Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Near the end of a long day of work, you tell a co-worker that if you were the store commander you would do a better job, when if fact the title is store manager. Happen a few days ago, I wasn't even thinking about BC at all until that moment. My friend caught me saying it and I didn't realize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street228 Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 quote: Near the end of a long day of work, you tell a co-worker that if you were the store commander you would do a better job, when if fact the title is store manager. Happen a few days ago, I wasn't even thinking about BC at all until that moment. My friend caught me saying it and I didn't realize. The subconcious mind is a funny thing, to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdwnet Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 You send your AE to his quarters before going to bed yourself. You ask your line manager for Shore Leave rather than Annual Leave. You call a first aid kit a medipack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted June 10, 2004 Report Share Posted June 10, 2004 Multiplayer: All your MSN or Yahoo chat messages start with the letter "a" .... (A beer to the first person who understands this one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annihilator Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 quote:Originally posted by JCMan: When you relate every Future like Sci-Fi Movie or show to bcm or UC, and then describe how much cooler UC or BCM is. LOL!!!!! I do that every time I hear the words "Star Trek" come out of somebody's mouth. Even if they aren't talking to me. quote:Originally posted by Cmdr. Elio Jason: You worship the SC and his righteous games Ya, I put the box of BCMG on my desk, and light candles around it, chanting the mantra, "SC is God, SC is God, SC is God..." and do the same for my terminal when the disc is in it. (kidding, dont really do it. But if SC was really in front of me, i would probally faint.) YKYPTMBCW: 1)You feel tired, and say "Personel with high fatiuge must be taken off duty." OR, you say that your Fatigue Facor is too high, and you need to be taken off duty. 2)You get injured and say that you need a Medkit because your Life Factor is too low. 3)You are sick, and you say you need to report to Medibay to recieve a Vacpak to contain the disease. 4)You are hungry, and you say "I need to go to the galley to get a Nutripak. (Wow this was long) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalshion Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 YKYPTMBCW: You decorate you're computer room with nothing but BC related material You create two scale models from hand using either sticks or other type of material (two models I created, Battlecruiser MK 1 and Atstrom You create two actual models for another game just so you could see what they appear to be in the game (game in question, X2 - The Threat) You say "Stand down from red alert status", when someone is at the door and then leaves You yell "Alert when the door bell rings" You place you're BCM and BCMG CD in a gold plated plake and place it on the wall You place SC's picture somewhere in you're own (my girlfriend has a picture of DS in her room, scary really, make's me wonder who she love's more) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain McMahon Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 You crash in a car because you thought collision detection was off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medivh747 Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 You create a new set of Commandments: 1. Thou shalt buy no other dev's games. 2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Supreme Commander in vain. 3. Remember the release dates, and keep them holy. 4. Honor your SC and your FC 5. Thou shalt not teamkill. 6. Thou shalt not commit planetfall with 56K. 7. Thou shalt not steal another players CC. 8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy fleet. 9. Thou shalt not covet thy navigations officer. 10. Thou shalt not covet another players CC, or his credits, or anything else that belongs to them. No religious insults intended. I am firm believer in God myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditto00 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 When you are told to evacuate a building, you look for an airlock. When your hungry, you pull into a nearby McDonalds, ask for a number 3, and get pissed when they forget the nutripak. When your car engine's integrity gets below 25%, you tell Kendrick to eject it. You believe a GPS is a TacOps computer. You have no idea what the hell gravity is. When your car excedes 55 MPH, you think you are in hyperspace. You think a V-8 is a Numega Engine. If your house is on fire, you hear Kendrick chant "Living Room.... Is Damaged" "Bathroom.... Is Damaged" You think you have a low AI level when you get lost in your house. You believe the phrase, "When in doubt, lauch a R.A.N.D.O.M." You believe your Fuse Box and Circuit Breaker box is a Logistix computer. You think that disconnecting the garage door mechanism is like turning off power to the launch control. You believe that closing the front gate is like raising the shields. You think a car repair shop is a docking station. When your car breaks down and you visit a car repair shop, you expect them to give you the replacement parts for free. You think the workers at the repair shops are system engineers. You think the person in the passenger seat is your Navigation Officer. You think the chief of police is Resnig, and the officers are the marines (no wonder why I dont trust him). You think Al-Quaida is the Gammulans. You think a trash can is a cargo pod. You think the garbage man is a shuttle on cargosweep orders. When someone takes your parking spot, you try to hit backspace to arm your missles. When you enter the computer store, you always run to the software section looking for the next game in the battlecruiser series. You pretend that the fish in your aquarium is collection of species from planets in the Alpha-Centauri System. When your monitor breaks and you go to the store, you ask for a replacement bridgeviewer unit. You think HDTV is a upgrade for your bridgeviewer unit. [ 06-23-2004, 12:02 PM: Message edited by: Ditto00 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Cmdr Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 My God Ditto00, r you bored? c'mere!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street228 Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Ditto, your playing WAY to much BC!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditto00 Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Nah, I'm just trying to gut punch SC so much, he falls over Did I come close? Did you like any? I hope so, I spend a whole HOUR of *MY* UC playing time to entertain all of you Perhaps they should make a show called "What happens when you put a UC Geek and a BB together" Next, I have another. When you think a llama is a n00b with an AI level so low, you could actually CRAVE to have Resnig on board. Lastly, you should make a web page called Murphy's Laws of SC BTW, I play UC [ 06-22-2004, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: Ditto00 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street228 Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 I liked several of em BC/UC? > all the same to me UC is just an extremely ADVANCED version.... if you know what I mean. I just went out and bought the ORIGINAL BC at EB games,(COLLECTABLE to me!!) USED, for $5.00. I jumped on it!!. guess I am as hooked as anyone on this board [ 06-23-2004, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: street ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 When you pull into work in the morning, and think to yourself 'better deploy the mining drones...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 Oh man, here's one...It really happened today. I walked into Walmart and looked up at the video moniter... and noticed that it was totally screwing up... and only one thought came to mind... "EMD Jammer Activated." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littlealx Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 - Every other game you own seems small, limited,simple. Not even the best recent releases come live up to the standard you have set because of bc. Whos going to pay money for the new doom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted August 1, 2004 Report Share Posted August 1, 2004 O_o; Me's got it bad... When you're riding in the car, and after turning onto a main street, your mind thinks of it as Autopilot reorienting yourself, and then as you accellerate you think 'Hyperdrive Activated'. As soon as I thought that I was like... 'AH HELL NO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CedricB Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 You start renaming parts of your house "Deck 2 Aft Corridor" and "Officer Quarters" and such. You whine about lazy system engineers when you take out the trash. When someone makes an obscure joke, you call them a Galaxian and tell them to go back to Esoterica. (This one isn't mine, heard it here before somewhere.) You put your house plants on searching duty. You tell someone their AI is too low when they ask simple computer questions repeatedly. Everytime something breaks you either blame Resnig, intruders, or both. You look at a map of where you live and plot waypoints to land marines by shuttle and T-pad. (I live in Vegas. A city in the middle of no where like every city in the BC universe.) You're glad growing up didn't require you to delete your save games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 You avoid using that section of road with the construction going on because you think it's a fluxfield and you don't want to risk jumping into a black hole. --- Whenever you pull into a shopping center you start looking for TRADCOM. --- You try to decouple the steering wheel on your car so you can aim your main guns better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted August 12, 2004 Report Share Posted August 12, 2004 My battery died for my car yesterday... I left my lights on... which wasn't THE MOST intelligent thing I ever did. But sitting in my car, my mind brought up... "Low Power Status." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennyMala Posted August 12, 2004 Report Share Posted August 12, 2004 I'm sorry you don't have a solar reactor and solar panels in your car.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted August 12, 2004 Report Share Posted August 12, 2004 What's REALLY scary, I thought the SAME thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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