Rippen Posted May 20, 2000 Report Share Posted May 20, 2000 So here we are, sitting at the Disney head corporate office. Someone says "Let's make a movie about Dinosaurs!" Another person says "Yeah! That's a really good idea!" Then another person says "It can be short, only about an 1 hour and 20 minutes long, but we can make it seem to drag on forever!" "Good idea! Instead of making the dinosaurs look real, let's make them look all cartoony, give them American personalities, and have them move like they were ordinary people! I mean come on, who wants to see dinosaurs move like dinosaurs?!?" "Alright, let's start writing the script...I happen to have the Disney cliche book right here! We'll just throw everything in..."And that, my friends, is how "Dinosaur" was made. Pretty sad if you ask me.Cartoony dinosaurs = suck Plot reminiscent of the past 7 Disney films = suck Script that is basically one cliche after another = suck D.B. Sweeny as a dinosaur = suckIf you want to see a kick ass show about Dinosaurs, check out the Discovery Channels "Walking With Dinosaurs." That is by far a superior film...Geeze, what's with all these lame movies coming out...first Battlefield Earth, now Dinosaur...things arn't looking to good for MI:2... ------------------ Cmdr. Ross "Rippen" Banta GCV Olympus Belle *1st Squadron, *Hell Hounds Stationed, *Starbase Hades "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!" ICQ# 7311086 EST =WRAITH FLEET= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parias Posted May 20, 2000 Report Share Posted May 20, 2000 Well, uh, I don't think the kids would be too concerned about a deep and detailed plot.... heh ------------------ Cmdr. Parias Spectre Fleet Chief Engineer, Starstation Destiny ICV-Galatae ICQ:1293359 Staff member at HardNews "Next time you feel like dropping in, keep going untill you get to a river, and THEN drop in." -Jake Logan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandus Posted May 20, 2000 Report Share Posted May 20, 2000 I'm not too worried about M:I2 That movie will rock for sure.------------------ Commander Bandus GCV Defiant *1st Squadron,*HammerHead Wing Stationed, *Starbase Masada "Universal Peace Through Deadly Force" ICQ 48630242 EST =Wraith Fleet= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aramike01 Posted May 20, 2000 Report Share Posted May 20, 2000 I would personally like to extend a thank you to all who contribute to this board; esp. those who keep me away from the lame movies. ------------------ Cmdr. Michael Kristophers Spectre Fleet Commanding Officer, Spectre StarStation ICV-Intrepid Recruitment Officer "You won't get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2000 Report Share Posted May 20, 2000 "I'm not too worried about M:I2 That movie will rock for sure."Never understimate the power of Hollywood to screw yet another movie. MI:2 will suck. I foresee it I second that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2000 Report Share Posted May 22, 2000 "Heck, the last good movie I saw was the Sixth Sense"Amen to that! I think MI:2 will be good. Any movie that comes out on my birthday will HAVE to be good ------------------ Commander Alun Tringad GCV Black Falcon ISS03 Vice Fleet Commander - ISS Fleet Tactical Support Wing Commander - ISS Fleet Bushi of the Dragon Council - Order of Jade Dragon Director of Strategic Operations - Order of Jade Dragon - Award for Gallantry "Honor and courage, above all else" ISS Fleet Homepage GCV Black Falcon HomepageStaff Member at RPGClassics.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 22, 2000 Report Share Posted May 22, 2000 Originally posted by Tac:If the movie is not foreign, has the Mark of Spielberg or has Jackie Chan on it, it will suck. Jackie Chan rocks. He's been my favorite actor for almost 20 years. I stll remember going to the drive in and seeing Snake Fist Fighter, and Drunken Master. He's awesome. I can't wait for friday to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallion Posted May 22, 2000 Report Share Posted May 22, 2000 I disagree. Dinosaur is an excellant family movie in the Disney tradition. Heck even my kid caught some of those cliches, she be only 9. Which in turn means that I needs to clean me shotgun up and double up the load. I dont use rocksalt TTFN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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