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Night at the Movies - The Fog


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I need a transfusion of good scary cinema stat! Wow, this was even worse than I dreamed... but, I *had* to see exactly how they butchered this remake of the John Carpenter classic.

And butcher it they did... to the point where the SciFi channel's Frankenfish seems like Casablanca in comparison. Ok - we have CG EVERYTHING, and it's bad CG - every frame of every shot looks as real as Gary Busey's teeth. Hell, even the actors reek of fake. But, hey, this is what happens when you have a steaming pile of grandma's bowel movement for a script, a bunch of talentless pretty faces for a cast, and a director whose career centers around Stigmata and a handfull of MC Hammer music videos.

For the love of God don't see this. Don't even consider seeing it. Take that $10, go to Walmart, and buy the original John Carpenter version on DVD for comfortable home viewing.

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