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Let's have some fun. Make a fantasy league government. Same rules apply. Two term president etc.

President - Colin Powell

I like him. I wouldn't care if he was in the nose picker party I like him. And that's all I can think of.

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President - Jaguar

Vice-President - Pat Buchannan

Secretary of Defense - Me

Secretary of Homeland Security - Janet Reno

...

How long would it last?

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Originally posted by $iLk:

President - Jaguar

Vice-President - Pat Buchannan

Secretary of Defense - Me

Secretary of Homeland Security - Janet Reno

...

How long would it last?

LMAO!! You are too good $iLk....

The elitists would hate me, because I would declare an immediate state of emergency. Have all of Congress put in prison for breaking their oath to the constitution, Except for Ron Paul of Texas. Would call for NEW elections, and in the time between start taking apart the Federal government, and implementing the ACTUAL constitution. I would also go on an impeachment of judges spree. Every judge that made a ruling because it felt good, would be removed.

To be a judge is not to give out justice, but to uphold the law, NO matter how injust you feel it is.

The law is the law, all a judges job is to uphold it. It is the congress's job to make the laws, the Presidents job to execute the laws, and the judges job to uphold the law. Pretty simple.

You want to know what would be left of the federal government when I was done.

Department of defense, CIA and FBI. Dept of trade, diplomats and embassies, and a few other CONSTITUTIONAL organizations.

All others would be shut down, the federal government would no longer be one of the largest employers in the country.

Oh, and also, ALL states would be forced to come in line with the constitution, and I would call up the militias to enforce it.

It would NOT be a pretty picture, and the little people that feed off the government teat, would be tossed on their butts to sink or swim, or get taken care of by the states, The feds would be out of the social welfare gig, the national education gig, and a whole lot of other gigs.

Oh, and the federal reserve and central bank, would be shut down, and the country would go back on the Gold standard, the TRUE constitutional form of money.

Oh yes, I wouldn't last a month... Some nutso liberal would find a gun that he hates and shoot me with it, or some crazy right wing conservative would pick up the gun that he loves and shoot me with it.

Oh yes, they would hate my guts....

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fantasy league government

Well, if that's the standard (are you sure you didn't mean Justice League)...

President: Superman (who else?)... oh, yeah... the alien rule annuls Superman and Arnold...

Vice President: Wonder Woman (gotta have a woman VP)

Secretary of State: Reed Richards (gotta be able to twist into all sorts of contortions)

Secretary of Defense: The Incredible Hulk (you REALLY don't want to make me angry...)

National Security Advisor: Captain America (gung ho, plus cool shield)

Secretary of Education: Dr. Xavier (he's a doctor, and a school teacher, how bad can that be?)

Attorney General: The Daredevil (Americans with Disabilities Act)

Secretary of Energy: Johnny Storm (Flame On!)

Secretary of the Interior: Prince Namor (environmentalist whacko, but he can breathe under water, can you?)

Secretary of Labor: Iron Man (what factory made your armor flying suit?)

UN Ambassador: Ben Grimm (It's Clobberin' Time!!!)

Secretary of Treasury: Bruce Wayne (millionaire playboy -- NOT!!)

Did I leave anyone out?

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Wot???

No repeals of certain Constitutional Amendments

during all this government dismantling??

Not to mention the rapid decline of the current commercial infrastructure.

I have 2 words for you already...

You're FIRED!

Oh, and the little people sucking at the government teat...

What about all the BIG people who are nudging the runts out to starve?

These so called little people are getting what amounts to a half sized baby bottle, while the big money boys are getting a 55 gallon drum.

It would be neither a liberal or a conservative trying to kill you. It would be every wealthy family in Connecticut, Texas, and Massachusetts ordering a hit on you.

So, tell us Jag, when will you be throwing your hat in the ring?

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Originally posted by Wolferz:

Wot???

No repeals of certain Constitutional Amendments

during all this government dismantling??

Not to mention the rapid decline of the current commercial infrastructure.

I have 2 words for you already...

You're FIRED!

Oh, and the little people sucking at the government teat...

What about all the BIG people who are nudging the runts out to starve?

These so called little people are getting what amounts to a half sized baby bottle, while the big money boys are getting a 55 gallon drum.

It would be neither a liberal or a conservative trying to kill you. It would be every wealthy family in Connecticut, Texas, and Massachusetts ordering a hit on you.

So, tell us Jag, when will you be throwing your hat in the ring?

It's already too late Wolferz, so there is no way that I would run for ANY elected office.

If it were 100 years ago, maybe, but this country has maybe 20 years left to it with it's current government, It is impaling itself on the social benefits etc. This country will be bankrupt, the dollar will plummet, and the economy is going to fall to pieces, and when it does, the world economy will go with it.

Nothing that ANY president could do will change that.

Then this country will either fall into a number of smaller countries or will become a dictatorship.

History shows this to be true, it is going to happen, just as it always happens when a country loses it's moral base, ignores it's constitution, and buys votes from the public treasury.

It ALWAYS happens, a democracy lasts about 200, we are past that number.

quote:

A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largess of the public treasury. From that time on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the results that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's great civilizations has been 200 years. These nations have progressed through this sequence:from bondage to spiritual faith;from spiritual faith to great courage;from courage to liberty;from liberty to abundance;from abundance to selfishness;from selfishness to complacency;from complacency to apathy;from apathy to dependency;from dependency back again to bondage.

--Sir Alex Fraser Tytler (1742-1813) Scottish jurist and historian

So, tell me, where are we now?

quote:

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

--Aldous Leonard Huxley British writer

And the facts of history have been ignored...

We are headed down the same trail that took Athens, the befell Rome, that befell any grand experiment in Democracy.

Our forefathers were scared to death of Democracy, which is why the Federal government and most state governments are a Republican Representative form of government, or were, now these governments are more like a democratic socialist style of government. And it is going to destroy us.

Oh, and once the apathy hits, it accelerates....

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Originally posted by echo:

First choice: Michael Douglas

Second choice: Hillary Clinton

OMG, please tell me that you are kidding.

Hillary Clinton, the socialist scumbag herself?

Oh please, tell me it ain't so...

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Bill Gates 4 president! Just think we can all live corrupt little lives and we'd shut down everyone's computers and take over the world!! haha! yeah..

Oh yeah lets get the linux/OpenBSD users on board too

So for vice pres. Im going to want THE ENTIRE linux COMMUNITY after all they can patch our security issues

finally I want Steve Jobs mopin the floor of the men's restroom of some army base in the middle of a warzone...

Any questions? Good!

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Guiliani bud.

Ill vote for anyone with the integrity to throw back a $10 million check back at a Saudi prince after he gave it to him saying that perhaps the check would bring more attention to the palestinian cause (paraphrased from memory).

and the robe wearing owner of Playboy as vicepresident. 'cause you gotta admit, anyone as old as he, wearing luxurious bedsheets, with such a great and lucrative bussiness based on the innermost needs of the people HAS to be in the white house.

and yes, bill gates in the seat of foreign trade.

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Originally posted by echo:

Second choice: Hillary Clinton

That's it! Where the hell did I bury that spaceship so I can blow this rock!!

I'd rather be lost in space! Oh wait I am.

Here are some of my choices for candidates and their staff.

Republican Party

President.................: Aragorn

Vice-Pres.................: Frodo

Chief of Staff............: Gandalf

Director of the EPA.......: Treebeard

Director of Communications: Bilbo

Democrat Party

President.................: Sauron

Vice-Pres.................: Witch King

Chief of Staff............: Saruman

Director of the EPA.......: Shelob

Director of Communications: Gollum

Enjoy

[ 03-29-2004, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: LostInSpace ]

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If Hillary becomes president I'm leaving.

Good god can you imagine the parties Bill will holding in the White Office when he has no responsibilities to worry about.

The pres after him will have to have the entire place fumigated and sterilized.

Unless of course Hillary dumps him and marrys her girlfriend.

Seriously though, if she becomes pres I fear for the entire world.

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I KNOW I KNOW!!!

President: Michael Savage

All members of Congress should be "Senator/Representative for life"

The Secret Service should be abolished

And everyone in America should be given a rifle.

LET IT WORK!!!

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The fantasy league gov is ALREADY in office. The draft was held in the Supreme Court a few years back. If it was me I'd vote for two teenagers. One would be the fat kid who recorded the hit song " The Super Bowl is Gay" and the kid standing behind Bush on the podium taking golf swings, cracking his neck and checking his watch while yawning. They would get my vote.

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