RESUME - GEORGE W. BUSH

[street228]

RESUME - GEORGE W. BUSH

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been

"lost" and is not available.

MILITARY:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became president after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.--this is true.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.--actually what happened is the World Court is changing into the International Criminal Court--because the US wants to be a part of the court, but not

be open to having the US have charges brought up against them, they have temporarily ceased negotiating with the countries involved in and taking part in the establishment of the ICC. So, in other words, the US wants to be able to establish the laws within the ICC, practice those laws within the ICC, but not have those laws applied to our country.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.--Guantanomo Bay.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most disliked country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world

history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families - in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

[Guest]

NOt this old crap again,

Come on street, at least be original with your propaganda...

[street228]

What? and do like you...make up my own?....

[LostInSpace]

If you did a search, you'd find this was already posted maybe a few times I think.

Anyway how's this for a Kerry Resume

NAME: John Forbes Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multimillions.

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement: I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant, which I considered unsightly, from in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.

MILITARY:

I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book, "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier," shows how I truly feel about the military. I deplore the military!

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my opponent, George W. Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife, Teresa.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself.

Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.

My wealth so far exceeds that of my opponent, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make few charitable contributions and have never agreed to voluntarily pay any excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $700-million.

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those countries, although I continue to blame George Bush for sending all of the jobs out of country.

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

None.

PERSONAL

I ride a Serotta Bike.

My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel."

I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche."

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.

I own several "large" SUVs, including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

I think I posted this before but what the heck.

[ 10-15-2004, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: LostInSpace ]

[Captain McMahon]

Like I said I don't like either.

[Guest]

How about a SERIOUS, no propaganda, NO nonsense, REAL resume.

Here are the 2 resumes of the Vice Presidential candidates.

Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Dick Cheney

Name: Richard Bruce Cheney

Birth date: January 30, 1941

Education: Bachelor's degree, University of Wyoming, 1965; master's degree, University of Wyoming, 1969

Military Service: None

Career: Congressional fellow, 1968; joined Office of Economic Opportunity in Nixon administration, 1969; deputy to then-White House Counselor Donald Rumsfeld, 1970; assistant director for operations with Cost of Living Council, 1971; vice president at a Washington, DC, investment firm, 1973; deputy assistant to President Ford, 1974; chief of staff to President Ford, 1975; defense secretary under President George H. W. Bush, 1989-1993; chairman and CEO of Halliburton, 1995 to 2000

Elected office: U.S. congressman from Wyoming, 1978 to 1989; U.S. vice president, 2001 to present

Family: Wife, Lynne, and two daughters

Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate John Edwards

Name: John Edwards

Birth date: June 10, 1953

Education: Bachelor's degree, North Carolina State University, 1974; law degree, University of North Carolina, 1977

Military Service: None

Career: Trial lawyer, 1977 to 1998

Elected office: U.S. senator, elected 1998

Family: Wife, Elizabeth, and four children, one of whom died in a 1996 car accident

Who would I hire for Vice President if I saw this on an application?

One guess....

[Soback]

I am going to pipe in:

"I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union."

In Canada it's much cleaner, but it's still horrid there, they also have close to 60% taxes. I would rather live life normally, just like any other living being, waste if a byproduct.

"I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history."

You complaining about criminals dying? ROFL, the only thing I am sorry about is the money spend on getting them to the chair, and don't give me that bull about how it costs more to get them there rather then keep them alive, as far as I am concerned, system should be overhauled and a bullet still costs 25c last time I checked.

"With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became president after losing by over 500,000 votes"

ROFL, still sore about losing. If you can't take the hit, don't play the game.

"I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week."

Should've been tripple that ammount, and I mean on the countries side. In WWII we handled more than that, and now we have way bigger economy, larger population and more technology, we should've envaved and occupied 12 easily if done properly without people whining.

"I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market."

You blaming that on Bush? Forgot two little birdies crashing the stock exchange builgings? or are you just set on lying like a good loyal socialistic democrat.

"In my first year in office, over 2 million

Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month."

Somehow I think that's tied to your immigrant friends and democrats in office welcoming everyone into this country with open arms and taxpayers wallets. Not to mention those two planes from the previous comment.

[Soback]

And on we continue:

"I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her."

Who has more money Bush or Kerry? Come on, I know bad habbits are hard to break but do try to tell the truth this time.

"I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history."

I thought you were complaining about him executing criminals? Which is it? Do you like criminals fried or paid? Pick one and stick with it would you..No flip flops

"I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed."

Unlike your buddy who's running for vice pr., he is the president, not a corruption investigator or a LAWYER. On the other hand what would you be saying if he intervened? LOL, BUSH IS COVERING UP CORRUPT OIL COMPANIES, again, PICK ONE.

"I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government."

Something's gotta fill the void of gutted protection of this country, or maybe we should just give certain states to socialists and wall them off with open sections pointing towards mexico, ocean, and canada?

"I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history."

When the treaty no longer benefits the citizens of this country, that treaty is no longer needed.

"I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.--this is true."

Maybe that's because UN does nothing to uphold human rights, like when Iraq slaughtered millions of people and UN did nothing.

"I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.--Guantanomo Bay."

Do instector inspect prisoners held in Iraq? Oh, I forgot, sure they do, the get fed ex shipments to inspect those prisoners heads..

"I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors -during the 2002 U.S. election-."

WHAT, What does UN has to do with US elections? It's OUR COUNTRY, UN has no say in our internal affairs.

"I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television."

He follows the philosophy of "Don't try and teach the pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig" The pig is better off watching Jerry Springer anyway...

"After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history."

Security wasn't there after the PREVIOUS president, now what party did he belong to? Come on, you can say it.. or did that president was democratic but after his term in office he flip floped and is now considered republican? ROFL

"I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most disliked country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history."

Sympathy is bull, did the other countries offer to help us like we helped them after they were attacked in WWII? Actions speak louder then "oh sorry that happened to you" all they could do action wise was yap.

"I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community."

Like I said, we do what is best for US, not the world. As far as against the US citizens wishes, what percentage of US population actually got out and protested? ROFL, "world community = words of a true socialistic communist, therefore community"

"I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans "71%" view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security."

That's because we upset their way of life, what is good for US can't be good for every country. I live in US therefore I want what is best for US, to be better off than other countries, that threatens them therefore the protests. You see, if we are stronger that means that they would have to work more, and their vacation time will go down from 6 weeks a year to 4. ROFL.

"I am supporting development of a nuclear -Tactical Bunker Buster- WMD."

Like I said, if I have a rifle and my oponent doesn't, makes me happy, if I have a rifle and my oponent a tank, that makes me worry and also makes me want to develop a bigger tank.

"I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice."

Have you seen Osama lately? Do you know where Hussein is?

[jamotto]

quote:

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Originally posted by Soback:

"I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her."

Who has more money Bush or Kerry? Come on, I know bad habbits are hard to break but do try to tell the truth this time.

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In 2003 it was Bush by almost 3 to 1.

[Guest]

Actually Jamotto,

Cheney has more money then Bush, and Dr Rice has more money then Bush.

Also, Clinton is payed more in 1 speaking engagement then Bush makes as President in 3 months.

[jamotto]

quote:

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Originally posted by Jaguar:

Actually Jamotto,

Cheney has more money then Bush, and Dr Rice has more money then Bush.

Also, Clinton is payed more in 1 speaking engagement then Bush makes as President in 3 months.

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Very true both Dr. Rice and Cheney are very well off and Kerry makes the least of all of them.

[Guest]

quote:

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Originally posted by jamotto:

quote:

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Originally posted by Jaguar:

Actually Jamotto,

Cheney has more money then Bush, and Dr Rice has more money then Bush.

Also, Clinton is payed more in 1 speaking engagement then Bush makes as President in 3 months.

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Very true both Dr. Rice and Cheney are very well off and Kerry makes the least of all of them.

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ROFLMAO!! Yep, but he married BILLIONS, he would be the RICHEST president that we have EVER had.

He may make the least as a senator, but that salary is a drop in the bucket, compared to his allowance from Teraza....ROFLMAO!!!

[jamotto]

quote:

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Originally posted by Jaguar:

ROFLMAO!! Yep, but he married BILLIONS, he would be the RICHEST president that we have EVER had.

He may make the least as a senator, but that salary is a drop in the bucket, compared to his allowance from Teraza....ROFLMAO!!! [/QB]

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LOL, he married a billion there is no plural. It may not even be that much.

[Wolferz]

Forget the Resume'

I would like to see all of their tax returns.

Not that I'm jealous that they have alot of money. I'm just curious as to where the money came from and where it's invested. That alone would speak volumes toward explaining the current state of the union.

Last but not least, I want to see how much they paid in taxes to the Federal government.

[Kevin Trotter]

Why ? What does it matter? The truth matters very little in a political campaign, particularly when the right feels threatened. The real truth is one candidate has a criminal record and the other one doesnt. One went to war was shot and commanded men under fire and the other can find maybe five people who can verify his service. Both are rich and married up; one for money and the other for beauty and integrity. Both are loved and loathed and both will have people vote for them no matter what truth is aired about thier real motives, ideas, convictions, and qualifications. Anyone on this board who pretends to posses some truth that we others dont have is simply deluded. It comes down to what your core beleifs are and best represents them , simple as that.

[Guest]

Teraza payed 15% in federal income taxes.

She KNOWS all the loopholes...

[Guest]

Whoops. my mistake, it was actually 12% on 5 million dollars....

[Guest]

quote:

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Originally posted by Race Bannon IV:

Why ? What does it matter? The truth matters very little in a political campaign, particularly when the right feels threatened. The real truth is one candidate has a criminal record and the other one doesnt. One went to war was shot and commanded men under fire and the other can find maybe five people who can verify his service. Both are rich and married up; one for money and the other for beauty and integrity. Both are loved and loathed and both will have people vote for them no matter what truth is aired about thier real motives, ideas, convictions, and qualifications. Anyone on this board who pretends to posses some truth that we others dont have is simply deluded. It comes down to what your core beleifs are and best represents them , simple as that.

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A criminal record, what? A DUI?

Give me a flipping break.

Kerry comitted TREASON, and yet he is allowed to run for President, what kind of JOKE is that?

On his HONEYMOON to Paris, to his FIRST rich Heiress, he met with the North Vietnamese, WITHOUT ANY government permission, WHILE we were STILL at war. This is TREASON, under ANY definition of the word.

And was shot? Excuse me? when was John Kerry SHOT?

Give me ONE time that he was SHOT....LMAO!!!

First Purple heart, Grenade fragment from a grenade that HE himself shot, NOT under fire.

the 3rd purple heart, RICE in his ass from his OWN hand grenade, and the 2nd, let's not even go there....LOL

WooHoo, under fire? my lily white butt......

The man would turn our national security over to the UN, the same UN that allowed Saddam to pervert the Oil for food program into the biggestr bribe that has ever been allowed to happen.

The ones that he bribed? Oh let's see, Russia, France, Germany..... OMG, aren't those the ones on the security council that Vetoed the action that we took on Iraq.

WOW, who would have Thunk it?

You actually respect a man that spent 4 months in Vietnam, and as SOON as he got enough medals to get out, he ran like hell?

You respect a man that LIED under OATH to the congress of the United States, and then who's testimony was used AGAINST the POW's that were in Vietnam, and probably cost them another 2 years in captivity.

You respect a man that met and helped the ENEMY in a time of war?

You actually WANT this man to be president?

Man Race, Unbelievable, just sad....