Parias Report post Posted June 6, 2000 It looks like Jeff K. is at it again, busy as ever. His latest masterpiece? An in-depth preview of upcoming Summer games! And he even makes a passing mention of Derek Smart!You can check it out here.. here's a quote to get you interested: quote:yuo can play multiplayar with many of yuor Dungons and Dragon fagot buddys, but BRING YUOR OWN 500 SIDED DICE, FAGS! yuo can palay as a ghoul, human or inbred. yuo haev too use a soundcard that supports directX, so no more petium 5 for yuo! UPGRADE TO CELERON OR PERHAPS ABIT/ there is also 3D sound which means yuor mom si in back of yuo and yuo here a zombie on the game, she sounds liek a zombie! HA HA I WANT 3D SOUND ON MY GAMES, MAEYBE GAB NEWELL WILL USE IT IN POWERPLAY< HUH SMARTY? MAKE MY MODEAM A LAN PARTY GAB, BUT DONT TOUCH MY RAM and work hardar on Team DFortrass too, maeybe it can use teh Quake 5 engine in time.How about that folks? Go check it out already! You simply cannot survive without reading this wonderful article! ------------------ Cmdr. Parias Spectre Fleet Chief Engineer, Starstation Destiny ICV-Galatae ICQ:1293359 Staff member at HardNews "Next time you're passing by and feel like dropping in, keep passing by untill you get to a river, and THEN drop in." -Jake Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 6, 2000 LOL! You sure know some crazy guys Parias! ------------------ Commander Robert Martin GCV-Dark Knight Prime Fleet S26 Commander, Beta Wing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck Report post Posted June 6, 2000 I tried to read it ,but I didn't have my Bad English to English dictionary. ------------------ Cmdr. Canuck UCV Iron Fist============================ My Karma just ran over your Dogma. ============================[This message has been edited by Canuck (edited 06-06-2000).] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse Report post Posted June 6, 2000 And I thought MY spelling skills when typing were bad..... People these days... ------------------ Cmdr. Antilles Spectre Fleet Spectre Starstation ICV- Eclipse Chief Security Officer Learning is not compulsory... Neither is survival. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Smith Report post Posted June 6, 2000 Looks like something was walking on a keyboard if you ask me. ------------------ Commander J.Smith GCV-ROSETTA *3rd squadron, Marauder Wing Stationed, Starbase Fenrir ICQ#67121847 EST "choose your allies wisely, for they may turn against you." =WRAITH FLEET= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 6, 2000 http://www.lumthemad.net/ Just take a look at it... I'm dying to see if this guy ever does an article on BC3K! He's sarcastic, insulting in a fun way but most importantly, everything he says has (so far) been true. Just look at his slogan:"Its their world, we just bitch about it" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShoHashi Report post Posted June 6, 2000 quote:Maybe english isn't his first languageGee, what gave that away? ------------------ Cmdr ShoHashi Spectre Fleet Commanding Officer, PreComm Crew, StarStation New Frontier ICV Aries ICQ 484321 [email protected] "Attack With Effectiveness"[This message has been edited by ShoHashi (edited 06-06-2000).] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parias Report post Posted June 6, 2000 Lum the Mad is great! Although I got a little confused at first, since he's named after my favorite anime chick, which opened up a few questions of mine.. of course, I quickly learned the true source of his name As for Jeff K, for those not in the know, he was actually a creation by Lowtax to be a spoof on the average day l33t [email protected] d00d. Eventually his popularity grew to an all-time high, and before he knew it, he was doing actual interviews with game developers! Heh, he's got a few posted on the site if you look around.. funny stuff.------------------ Cmdr. Parias Spectre Fleet Chief Engineer, Starstation Destiny ICV-Galatae ICQ:1293359 Staff member at HardNews "Next time you're passing by and feel like dropping in, keep passing by untill you get to a river, and THEN drop in." -Jake Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 7, 2000 Lowtax was the guy who used to run Planet Half-Life right? I know he's over at V.E. now... man I miss Walter's World. =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akuma Minako Report post Posted June 7, 2000 Akuma just stares blankly at the page... "What kind of language is this in?!" She looks at it for an hour or so...Time passes slowly. "What was this guy on? And where the heck can I get some?!" ------------------ AKUMA MINAKO ORION FLEET GCV- TENCHI DETERRENCE BATTLE GROUP www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk "War is the plague of Mankind, created by Mankind." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest aramike01 Report post Posted June 7, 2000 Here comes Parias with the classics again! This guy's ROTF funny! ------------------ Cmdr. Michael Kristophers Spectre Fleet Commanding Officer, Spectre StarStation ICV-Intrepid Recruitment Officer "You won't get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parias Report post Posted June 7, 2000 Vorpal: Close, he actually used to run PlanetQuake, THEN left for VE Aramike: Thanks! Hehe------------------ Cmdr. Parias Spectre Fleet Chief Engineer, Starstation Destiny ICV-Galatae ICQ:1293359 Staff member at HardNews "Next time you're passing by and feel like dropping in, keep passing by untill you get to a river, and THEN drop in." -Jake Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 9, 2000 http://bbspot.com/News/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.html =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akuma Minako Report post Posted June 9, 2000 **laughs really hard** I knew that Microsoft was the epidemy of evil! I never really concidered that they actually OWNED evil! **grins** And they have the T-shirt too! They're really good at this evil stuff! They're using propoganda already! ------------------ AKUMA MINAKO ORION FLEET GCV- TENCHI DETERRENCE BATTLE GROUP www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk "War is the plague of Mankind, created by Mankind." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest aramike01 Report post Posted June 9, 2000 Oh Gawd... ------------------ Cmdr. Michael Kristophers Spectre Fleet Commanding Officer, Spectre StarStation ICV-Intrepid Recruitment Officer "You won't get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hasenau Report post Posted June 25, 2000 Yeah, I know the thread is dead, but one more thing from "mistar" jeff k. quote:PS: DONT WRITE ME ANY MORE EMALES, I AM SICK OF READEING YUOR STUPID MALE, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!(below his email link on the last page.)How come, Jeff? To get you into the mood, I sent 350 (no joke!!) mails to him. I didn't offend him. I just told him I dig his style (which I do! not everybody musters the ball$ to put SUCH a site online). 350 times. No response yet... I'll keep you informed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supreme Cmdr Report post Posted June 25, 2000 Yeah, without a doubt Jeff's certifiable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 26, 2000 Hmmm, can you say 'Spell Check"?Any point this fellow would have made is lost with the bad typing. I couldn't read it, and refuse to 'learn' his bad english to understand it.Has any sturdy soul taken the time to translate this gibberish? ------------------ Commander Ledge Rock GCV Computron ICQ 68356179 EST Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
