Supreme Cmdr Report post Posted April 23, 2004 LMAO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles Lindsey Report post Posted April 23, 2004 That was painful. You are a cruel, cruel man. As cruel as a ... Nah, can't do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolferz Report post Posted April 23, 2004 Ow, my brain hurts, like the pain caused by a dead limp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeepFreeze Report post Posted April 23, 2004 I read the landmine duck one somewhere earlier today, but I can't remember where... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
White Wolf Report post Posted April 28, 2004 Nice. Though, for some reason quote: The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. seems familiar. Anyone else heard it before? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epsilon 5 Report post Posted May 3, 2004 quote:Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19 p.m.at a speed of 35mph.That guy confuses english and maths .. quote:She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. .. and that one got issues! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain McMahon Report post Posted May 28, 2004 quote:The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hotgrease.well duh! quote:John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never metThat's disgusting quote:It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wallConfusing just confusing. quote:He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. OUCH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Commanderlb Report post Posted July 21, 2004 quote:quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- seems familiar. Anyone else heard it before? yes i think it is: plane flew as fast as the bowling falling into the pavement from the skyscraper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreadx Report post Posted July 21, 2004 quote: The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. This looks like DNA (Douglas Noel Adams) style to me. Maybe it seems familiar because you read "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" or some other title from his hand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegee_101 Report post Posted July 21, 2004 lol quote:Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.I thought this one was pretty original if you ask me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Schacher Report post Posted July 22, 2004 A doggie-dog world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
