Supreme Cmdr Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 ** Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." ** New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." ** And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl." Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." ** Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." ** Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." ** Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful) ** Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." ** Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." ** Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." ** Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." ** Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, "Coach, I don't know and I don't care." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 ROTFLMAO! Dude! Where'd you get these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Copy and paste time. Hotmail, here I come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Cmdr Posted July 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 quote:Originally posted by Admiral Tigerclaw: ROTFLMAO! Dude! Where'd you get these? hehe, I read my spam? Just kidding, I have friends who send me stuff like this all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Ah... friends... You mean, THE PENGUINES?! SUBJECT NAME: PENGUINE CLASS: Bird INTELLIGENCE: Surpasses mere humans. "What more cunning a foe for mankind then one he thinks is harmless?" Are THEY the friends who send you this DEADLY humor? (Death from suffocation due to laughter.) Ladies and gentlemen, what will be Supreme Commander's next trick? STAY TUNED to find out... ::TRANSMISSION INTERUPTED:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerebus Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 ** Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."** LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennyMala Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 ROTFLMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 THat was just too good, and to think these guys make MILLIONS of dollars. Hmm, that gives me an idea...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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