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You media pansies may squeal and may squirm,

But a fighting man knows that the way to confirm

That some jihadist bastard is truly dead,

Is a brain-tappinÔÇÖ round fired into his head.

To hell with some wienie with his journalist degree

Safe away from the combat, tryinÔÇÖ to tell me

I should check him for breathing, examine his eyes.

Nope, IÔÇÖm punchinÔÇÖ his ticket to Muj paradise.

To hell with you wimps from your Ivy League schools,

SittinÔÇÖ far from the war tellinÔÇÖ me about rules.

And preaching to me your wrong-headed contention

That I should observe the Geneva Convention,

Which doesnÔÇÖt apply to a terrorist scum

so evil and cruel their own people run from,

Cold-blooded killers who love to behead,

Shove that motherÔÇÖ Geneva, IÔÇÖm leaving em dead.

You slick talkingheads may preach, preen and prattle,

But youÔÇÖre damn well not here in the thick of the battle.

ItÔÇÖs chaotic, confusing, It all comes at you fast,

So itÔÇÖs Muj checking out, because IÔÇÖm going to last.

Yeah, IÔÇÖll last through this fight and send his ass away

To his fat ugly virgins while IÔÇÖm still in play.

If you journalist wienies think thatÔÇÖs cold, cruel and crass,

Then pucker up sweeties. Kiss a fighting manÔÇÖs ass.

Russ Vaughn

2d Bn, 327th Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division


This may be questionable, if it is, delete it, but I thought it was fricking hilarious, and pushed, but doesn't quite cross it.

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You really think this is hilarious? Laughter? Best medicine... come on!

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Guest Remo Williams

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Originally posted by Papi:

You really think this is hilarious? Laughter? Best medicine... come on!

Sure do considering its humor. I guess some will be unable to see it that way though.

The same with the Santa gags some will be offended who cares.

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Guest kenny87

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Originally posted by Remo Williams:

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Originally posted by Papi:

You really think this is hilarious? Laughter? Best medicine... come on!

Sure do considering its humor. I guess some will be unable to see it that way though.

The same with the Santa gags some will be offended who cares.


Guess that means I can't post the Chubby Brown version of Frosty the Snowman.

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Guest Remo Williams

Depends on profanity, strong sexual references, nudity, how extreme it is on the grossout meter. Those would be no goes!

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