Supreme Cmdr Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through? With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swalker Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 He he, nice one Supreme Commander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennyMala Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wody Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Hello, quote:Originally posted by Supreme Cmdr: when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." So? Where do they park now? I don't get it? Please tell me, the suspense is killing me. And, we might get snow here. Greetings, Wouter Dijkslag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matchoo Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 quote:Originally posted by Wody: Hello, quote:Originally posted by Supreme Cmdr: when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." So? Where do they park now? I don't get it? Please tell me, the suspense is killing me. And, we might get snow here. Greetings, Wouter Dijkslag I hope you're joking, and if not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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