Guest Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Monday, November 07, 2005 10:54 AM President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance>> President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few female marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave. President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Prezioso Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 OMG! I'm guessing that this is NOT a real press release. Still, this IS France we're talking about... (KIDDING!) Jag - this is frickin' hysterical! Where did you get this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freyar Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 I love that! It sounds like something that would be done if the world were more lighthearted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 I found this at a political forum that I go peek at every once in a while, and thought it was worth sharing with you guys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Trotter Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Uh where is it Jag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Trotter Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Oh! I read it and....ROTFL The French the French a funny race.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 quote:Originally posted by Race Bannon IV: Uh where is it Jag? You DO NOT want to go to that forum Race, OH NO!! You thought I was conservative, OMG..... Makes me look like Ted Kennedy over there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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