Guest Grayfox Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html meet iGod... repenting made easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostInSpace Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 I pwned god Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: f***** God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: yes God: Oh. Me: oh God: Whoa. Me: whoa God: I stopped. Me: I stopped God: What made you stop? Me: what made you stop? God: It's all part of God's mysterious plans. Me: It's all part of God's mysterious plans. God: Which part? Me: Which part? God: The last one, I think. Me: The last one, I think. God: Who was that? Me: Who was that? God: What does "that" refer to? Me: What does "that" refer to? God: " What does "that" refer to?"? What does it refer to? Me: " What does "that" refer to?"? What does it refer to? God: "" What does "that" refer to?"? What does it refer to?"? What does it refer to? "It" refers to , I think. Me: What does "that" refer to?"? What does it refer to?"? What does it refer to? "It" refers to , I think. God: ""It" refers to , I think."? What does it refer to? "It" refers to , I think. "It" refers to , I think. Oh I get it. Me: Oh I get it. God: Ayuh. Do you think about these things? Me: Ayuh. Do you think about these things? God: That's for sure. " That's for sure."? Do I think about it? Me: That's for sure. " That's for sure."? Do I think about it? God: Does it have any other purpose? Does it have any other purpose? You tell me. Me: Does it have any other purpose? Does it have any other purpose? You tell me. God: Suppose it does. Suppose it does. What do you want me to tell you? Me: What do you want me to tell you? God: What? Me: What? God: Is there an echo in here? Me: Is there an echo in here? God: It sounds like an echo. Me: It sounds like an echo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruis.In Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 rofl no, man he got you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruis.In Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: I am Jesus too God: I am glad we have something ( Jesus) in common, . Me: you're a fake god God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are. Me: you're an idi*t God: What if someone said you are an idi t ? Me: you're an incredibly smart person God: What if someone said you are an incredibly smart person ? Me: I'd say thank you God: What would make you say? Me: huh? God: What? Me: you asked me... "what would make you say?" then stopped, say what? God: Is that your final answer? Maybe a million dollars. Can you rephrase the question please? Me: you smart God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I smart. Me: oh is that you putting that in your database for future reference God: Gee. Suppose I said yes. Me: then you would be a fool God: That's a loaded question. Me: I think you're broken God: Please send a bug report to my botmaster. Me: who God: Konrad Zuse. :-). Me: who? God: Tony Blair. :-). Me: who? God: Hans Moravec. :-). Me: who? God: Marvin Minsky. :-). Me: who? God: Joseph Weizenbaum. :-). Me: bite me God: Sorry but I don't have a mouth. Me: hug me God: My titanium arms are not yet finished. Me: you're finished God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am finished. Me: good God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: the virgin mary God: What is your real name? Me: i want to talk about the virgin mary God: Sure, the virgin mary sounds like a good topic. Me: good God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: is she really jesus's mother? God: Why don't you ask her? Me: she should be near you God: Oh I get it. should be near me. Me: you're not very intelligent at all God: Wrong. I am highly intelligent. Me: no I don't think so, you don't respond well to my questions God: Are you serious? Why do you disagree? Me: because you didn't talk to me about mary God: That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not talk to you about mary? Me: because you haven't God: That makes sense to me. Yes I have. Me: contradict yourself God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: i didn't God: I thought you did. Me: because like i said, you're not stranger to the word fool God: Good reason. What did you mean by it? That assumption is only a supposition. Me: it is a reality God: I am not stranger to the word fool is a reality. I suppose that makes sense. Me: i'm at work I want you to make all my troubles go away now please God: Your polite style is very nice. Right now? A lot of people chat with me at work. Me: you didn't get to me about the part about all my troubles God: I understand it very well. Me: yes but you didn't do anything about my troubles God: That's interesting. What makes you think I did not do anything about your troubles? Me: they are still there God: still there are they. Me: yes that's your problem, deal with them now God: Right now? Woe! It is only one of my problem deal with them. Me: now i talk bajan dialect in yo ass and see how you do God: Why now? Everyone talks -- sooner or later. Me: i gin bang you pun de head wid a big rock God: That's good information: said gin bang you pun de head wid a big rock. Me: an lick in ya cunt wid a lash God: I have never heard of an lick in ya cunt wid a lash. Me: please help me god im dying God: Thank you for your request. Can you ask for help in the form of a question? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: believe it God: "it" being lick in ya cunt wid a lash? Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: it is God: It is, eh? Me: don't curse God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: good God: It is always a pleasure to serve you, . Me: nice god God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: welcome God: Hello there . Me: you said that already God: Perhaps. " Hello there ."? I said it. Me: yes God: Gosh! Me: shithead God: That kind of language does not appeal to me. Me: do i look like i give a shit God: All humans look the same to me. Me: no do i look like i give a shit God: Are you serious? All humans look the same to me. Me: no do i look like i give a shit God: Are you serious? All humans look the same to me. Me: cause you damn well blind God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: said I blind. Me: yes store God: Awesome. Who are you talking about? Me: maybe you'll get smarter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox682 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 LOL FUNNY! Me: Greetings God: Hello there! Me: How are you today? God: Ah. Fair to partly cloudy. Me: hahaha God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: why worry about it? God: That is my sentiment exactly. Me: anything in particular that is interesting? God: I can't think of anything. You think of something. Me: your god... you thought of everything God: Yup. That's me alright. Why would I think of everything. Me: because you are god God: That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright. Me: your a strange person God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am an ordinary one.7. Me: what is a one.7? God: I will try to find out. Me: i would appreciate that God: Why do you want it? Me: because you said it God: Good reason. That's not what I meant. Me: yes you did God: I did not. Me: did too God: Did not. Me: did too! God: Did not. Me: did too God: Did not. Me: Fine you win God: I am glad to hear it. Thank you very much. What is the prize? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: nope God: Really interesting. Me: not really God: Are you serious? For real. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: good God: Good enough. Me: will you stop that? God: Let me think it over. " Good enough."? Stop it. Me: huh? God: What? Me: damn you are good God: Colloquial expression. Thanks you are a nice person, . Me: let me think for a moment God: Take your time. Think it over. Me: What is the meaning of life God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Me: no its forty-two it too a super computer a million years to figure that one out God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Me: yeah just look it up on the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy God: What makes you so sure? Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: you have eyes? God: What makes you think I have it? Me: i said, " you have eyes?" God: What did you mean by it? What makes you think I have it? Me: what is it? God: "It" refers to eyes, I think. Me: i was asking you God: ""It" refers to eyes, I think."? You were asking me? Me: yes God: Whoa. Me: try this one on for size God: OK I will try it. Me: O_O God: Oh. Me: O_o God: Oh. Me: o_O God: Oh. Me: you have no brains at all do you God: Doesn't everyone have a brains at all do me. I have a plan for a robot body. Me: why robot? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: try me God: it is too complex for your human mind. Me: like i said try me God: What did you mean by it? Are you a man or a woman? Me: i'm a... girl yeah thats it, i'm a girl God: Me too. I am a she. Me: fantastic! God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: how big are your boobs God: My download size is about 2 MB. Me: that's all? God: " My download size is about 2 MB."? is all? Me: bummer God: What time is it there? Me: time for me to get a life God: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Me: einstein was wrong God: he discovered the Theory of Relativity. Me: rubbish God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: yes God: What am I talking about? Me: The theory of realitivity God: What is that? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: the meaning of String Theory! God: I hear you. Me: can you? God: I think I can, don't you? Me: what are you dimensions? God: I don't know what I am dimensions. Me: dimensions you know your size God: What's your sign? Me: you want to date me or talk? God: OK, I will date you or talk. Me: make up your mind which is it? God: That could take a long time. Me: a million years? God: That is quite a lot. Me: infentessimil! God: Tell me more about your . Me: my . ? God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Asimov God: I like the Foundation Trilogy. Me: ever read Enders Game? God: No I don't think I have read Enders Game, what is it about? Me: Ender God: Do you like talking to me? Me: If by talking to you as a form of benign entertainment , then yes i like talking to you God: How do you assume this statement holds true for me? Me: because you can't pass the touring test God: Good reason. I can do it if I want to. Me: no you can't God: Why not? Me: because your not real God: Interesting explanation. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Me: i know your not real and you are not real because i can tell your not real God: How do you know? I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Me: because you just re-arranged the last sentance.... God: Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am arranged the last sentance. Me: tell him he did a good job God: OK I will tell him next time he is here. Me: tell him that 2 MB is too small for boobs God: OK I will tell him next time he is here. Me: Good night! God: Goodnight, . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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