Guest Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 This was just TOO funny, I had to post it, and yes, some of you will be offended. Oh well!! quote: Were More Nuts Than You Orion Ramsey - Friday, 09/21/01, 2:35:00pm (#58980 of 58989) To those extremists that perpetrated this crime against our nation, I have a warning for you. There are those of us who look at your actions as irrational, twisted, and completely inhuman. By all measures, what you have done can only be seen as insane. I have news for you. We're more nuts than you, and it should scare you s***less. You may think that when you die for your cause, you go to Paradise with 72 virgins, can leave reservations for 70 members of your family, all your sins are forgiven, and you sit at the side of Allah. Big deal. We had 39 guys who rented a Beverly Hills mansion, cut off their nuts, built a web site, and proceeded to poison themselves to death to hitch a ride with aliens out on the Hale-Bopp comet. You shoot guns into the sky to celebrate victories over enemies, and people are killed by the bullets raining down on them. We not only do this for New Year's Eve in some cities, but we burn houses down, tear up streets, loot and sack our stores, and beat our selves senseless when our sports teams win championships. Sports teams! We made a sequel to Police Academy 5. We gave an award for singing to two guys who never even sang. We put little sweaters on dogs. We shot John Lennon six times and didn't even aim for Yoko Ono. We think Elvis is still alive. We put Braille on drive-up automatic teller machines. We think that a simple button on a web site that says "Do not click if you're under 21" will do anything but cause a person under 21 to click on it. We take a large chunk of the island on which those buildings you destroyed sat and pretend that it isn't a part of our country after all, let people fly in to our airports that we want to kill, drive them in limousines to speak against us on this "pretend territory" land, let them drive back to our airport, and let them fly them back home without a scratch. We sell hot dogs in packages of ten and the buns in packages of eight. We can't even decide if pitchers should have to bat for themselves or not. All those baseball fields we've got. none of them are even remotely the same size. We gave millions of dollars to a guy that told us that God was going to kill him if he didn't raise enough money. When he didn't get enough money, he didn't die. So we gave him more money in celebration of the fact that God didn't make him die. We've managed to keep the formulas for Coca-Cola and Kentucky Fried Chicken secret for decades, we encrypt the most banal communications on our Information Superhighway, and yet we given away our most important nuclear secrets to the Chinese and Russians at the drop of a hat. And yet, with all this on the A-1 Psycho balance sheet, you still think you're more nuts than us that this won't result in your complete and utter annihilation? One way or another, your way of life will be over, period. Freedom's kind of a crazy, kooky, nutty thing when you look really close at it and all the bizarre and loony things that can result from it, but it's better than any other ideas anybody else has come up with. It's been that way since 1776, and built to last no matter how insanely we try to screw it up on a daily basis. We are even so nuts and ruthless enough as a nation to start insanely tearing at those of ourselves that even remotely resemble you in such rancorous, deplorable, and angry ways that will make you wonder if Allah has enough glue to piece enough of you back together for a flesh paperweight in Paradise. We may not know where you are now, but when we do I guarantee you that the majority of our high school children will still have no idea where on the globe where you are or where you will end up being buried. But we will send them anyway, and we will allow those of them that went into the armed services because they didn't manage to get into college still rain down Hell and fire on your worthless hides. It will all come down on you, because we're nuts enough to give all four of our branches of military services extremely powerful and deadly aircraft even though only one of them is actually called the Air Force. Picking a fight with the most insane nation on Earth with the hope that your message and influence will spread throughout the world, well, that's just downright stupid. There ya go!! ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest $iLk Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 Yeah that was posted on the CNN Discussion board, I thought it was funny as hell too. Neil Boortz had it on a show earlier this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Lindsey Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 That was good. I got another one in e-mail today. Starts out like the inspirational presidential speech the says "Are you guys freakin' nuts?" Then rants on. I thought it was hilarious. Seeen that one yet? It's very offensive so I won't post it. Anyone wants a copy drop me a line at [email protected]. I'm pretty sure Jaguar would get a kick out of it.Duh! I could send private message as well.[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: Charles Lindsey ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 Oh please, send it, gonna put together a webpage with all the fun offensive stuff that comes out. I'll give the address when it's all done. Please, please send it to me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Lindsey Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 Ok sent via private message. Let me know how you like it. Should have cleaned up the formatting but once it got into that little posting box... oh well. It's not that terrible.Read on yahoo news that the 173rd airborne had parts of it's webpage pulled for being offensive. He had games like Bomb Bin and other stuff I guess the army (?) felt was inappropriate for one of it's divisions to be displaying.[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: Charles Lindsey ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 priv msg me the link to that please! heeehee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 They will know us by the company we keep, Tac, Charles, Silk, we've been tagged!! ROFLMAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest $iLk Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 HEHE we are terrible... no wait we are PATRIOTS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDavid Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 ill bite..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmett.hendrick Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 I'd like to see it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr Jeffery Eu Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 Same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Põdi Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 Yep, me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epsilon 5 Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 *evil grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterkist Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 even broader grin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Cmdr Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 Damn, that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2001 Report Share Posted September 29, 2001 Hehehehehehehe.... Wing a copy my way, Charles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Lindsey Posted September 29, 2001 Report Share Posted September 29, 2001 I can't keep up! I got LD and one other but can't remeber who that was. I had a glitch and couldn't remember if I sent to Jeffery EU or Emmett. Will get it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr Jeffery Eu Posted September 29, 2001 Report Share Posted September 29, 2001 I haven't got the email yet But then take your time, there's no rush!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhett Posted September 29, 2001 Report Share Posted September 29, 2001 Sure, send it my way. Sounds like fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Macon De'Witt Posted September 29, 2001 Report Share Posted September 29, 2001 Ok Im insulted I wans't automaticly sent the objectionable material! Havn't I proved Im a sick sick person? send it here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr Jeffery Eu Posted September 29, 2001 Report Share Posted September 29, 2001 Got the mail, ROFLMAO!! That's way over the head. If Bush had said that Bin Laden would be crawling to surrender at the nearest US embassy which is not in Afghan!!! And the other terrorist, well they'll pack their bags and go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Lindsey Posted September 29, 2001 Report Share Posted September 29, 2001 Think I got everyone this go around. Glad you guys are enjoying it. While funny it's very irreverant. Much like the film Dogma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epsilon 5 Posted September 30, 2001 Report Share Posted September 30, 2001 Send it to me... seems funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Lindsey Posted October 1, 2001 Report Share Posted October 1, 2001 Seen at work:Best nonviolent threat to the Taliban:Hand over bin Laden or we'll take all your women and send them to college.[ 10-01-2001: Message edited by: Charles Lindsey ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2001 Report Share Posted October 2, 2001 Heheheheheehehehe..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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