'Twas the night befor Ramadan...

[Guest]

"Twas the Night Before Ramadan"

by Mullah Mohammed Omar

T'was the night before Ramadan, and all through the cave

Not a creature was stirring; it felt like a grave.

The turbans were hung by the firepit with care,

In hopes that the Air Force would not soon be there.

The soldiers were restless without any beds,

While visions of air strikes flashed in their heads.

Osama in his burkha and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a cold winter's nap,

When out on the ledge there arose such a clatter,

I grabbed my Kalashnikov to see what was the matter.

Away from the racket I ran like a girl,

Tripped over a goat; into a ball I did curl.

The moon shone down on the new-fallen snow

And lit up the valley with an ominous glow,

When, what to my one good eye should appear,

But a dozen Apaches, and tanks in the rear,

And their leader, so fearless, his troops he did push,

I knew in an instant it must be George Bush.

More rapid than eagles his forces they came,

They whistled, and shouted, and called out our names;

Now Omar! Osama! Muhammad! Abdul!

We come for you now; we've taken Kabul!

To the top of the cliffs! To the back of your caves!

When you chose this war, you dug your own graves!"

So up to the ledge his forces they flew

With full magazines, and flamethrowers too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard with a thud

The explosions of Tomahawks; not one was a dud.

As I chambered my rifle, and was turning around,

Osama was there, disguised in a gown.

He was dressed all in drag, from his head to his toes,

And he said he would flee while I held off his foes;

A bundle of money he had stuffed in his pack,

He said "I'm going to Baghdad and I'm not looking back!"

His eyes were all glassy; he trembled with fear;

The American bombs, they rang in his ears.

He saddled his goat, then turned tail and fled,

But a Marine Corps sniper got him in the head.

I watched with cold fear as his body did slump;

The goat threw him off; he fell with a thump.

And so, there I stood, my plans all destroyed,

About to suffer a fate I could not avoid;

I dropped to my knees; asked Allah for help,

His voice boomed in my ears, "You ignorant whelp!

I gave you the Bible, the Torah and Koran,

But you were too arrogant to understand,

I told you to honor your neighbors and wives;

Not to enslave them, or degrade their lives!

You invoke My name to sanction your deeds,

But you are the last thing that this world needs.

And so, I'll send you and bin Laden to Hell."

The last words I heard, as the bombs fell,

Were from George Bush himself as he mounted the wall,

"One nation, under God, with liberty and justice for all!"

Found it in another forum.. lol

[Fendi]

Which one?

[Guest]

Aces High (WW2 Online Aerial Combat sim)

[Cmdr Nova]

LMAO!!! This one's pretty good!

[Guest]

I can picture him being shot out of his goat.. mwahaha.

[Hunted]

Twas the night before christmas

and all the through the house

not a creature was stirring

not even a mouse

JJ was pissed

his face was bright red

osama had to know

his saudi ass was dead

JJ walked into the cave

ready to rock

osama was laughing

thinking this was crock

JJ pulled out his knife

and grabbed off osama's towel

osama started crying

JJ SAID U SMELL FOUL

well aint no story left

Jj left his ass dead

his ass is in a cave

with his blood falling out red

and scribbled on his chest

deep in blood red

was the name Orion

AND UNDER THAT BRING IT ON!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Hehehehe... I'll second that

[Supreme Cmdr]

LMAO

[Epsilon 5]

ROTFLMAO@both

Good boy JJ

[Fendi]

I guess this should cheer you guys up.

Afrosama man..

[ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: Fendi ]