Supreme Cmdr Posted January 30, 2002 Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 LOL!! http://www.oldmarriedguys.com/?cat=2&subcat=9&read=1321 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigoku San Posted January 30, 2002 Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 ROFLMAO! they're all soo true. quote: 28) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. no one girl i know, be it friend, girl-friend or my sister, seems to understand this(exspecaly during sub-titled movies)... and then they always ask questions that where explaned in the movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2002 Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 If he actually thinks that I am going to give that list to my wife, HE'S NUTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epsilon 5 Posted January 30, 2002 Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDavid Posted January 30, 2002 Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Cmdr Posted January 30, 2002 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Jaguar: If he actually thinks that I am going to give that list to my wife, HE'S NUTS!!! ....heh, thats what I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazzig Posted January 30, 2002 Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 LOL! This is one way go separate ways. "Here darling, read this!" This list make perfect sense. So, what┬┤s the problem. [ 01-30-2002, 17:24: Message edited by: Has ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2002 Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 Hehehhehe... Very funny. Some good points though [ 01-30-2002, 18:23: Message edited by: Rm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrn Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 My wife and I both thought it hilarious. I warned her though that if she wanted to know which are gospel truth for me and which are plain funny that she must remember rule #6. Her comment “No, I don't want to know!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 This is the kind of thing you "innocently" leave on an inconspicous place in the house, where you know she's gonna find it (they always do.. dangit!). #24 is THE golden rule imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grayfox Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Jaguar: If he actually thinks that I am going to give that list to my wife, HE'S NUTS!!! maybe thats why im not married anymore??? hehe maybe she took it personal lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remo Williams Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 I took Tac's advice, I placed a copy on the coffee table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmett.hendrick Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 LOL thats good I just sent the link to my wife surfice to say I'm not due to go home for a few days so she should have calmed down by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr Jeffery Eu Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 Well, I for one am printing this out for laughs. My wife's gonna hit the roof!!! [ 01-31-2002, 08:24: Message edited by: Cmdr Jeffery Eu ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 Remo? Talk to us, we're worried about you man.. Remo? Remo? Hello? *guilt* Aw man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remo Williams Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 I'm ok Tac, It went over pretty well actually. She got a good laugh out of it. Then she told me to fix my own dinner; because she had a headache. Doh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2002 Report Share Posted February 1, 2002 Hey, check out the other links in that site, there's another one related to this topic.. its about GIFT WRAPPING. "I also wrap gifts, but because of some defect in my motor skills, I can never COMPLETELY wrap them. I can take a gift the size of a deck of cards and put it the exact center of a piece of wrapping paper the size of a regulation volleyball court, but when I am done folding and taping, you can still see a sector of the gift peeking out. (Sometimes I camouflage this sector with a marking pen.) If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of the Pharaoh's body would be covered only by Scotch tape. On the other hand, if you give my wife a 12-inch square of wrapping paper, she can wrap a C-130 cargo plane. My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. If it were possible, my wife would wrap each individual volt. My point is that gift-wrapping is one of those skills -- like having babies -- that come more naturally to women than to men" http://www.oldmarriedguys.com/index.php3?c...cat=9&read=1278 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2002 Report Share Posted February 1, 2002 http://www.gotlaughs.com/humor/mansong.shtml AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remo Williams Posted February 1, 2002 Report Share Posted February 1, 2002 LMAO!! No matter how many times I hear that song it cracks me up! They've been playing it almost every day around here on a local rock station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazzig Posted February 1, 2002 Report Share Posted February 1, 2002 LOL! This is great stuff. Puts a smile on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREG MILLER Posted February 1, 2002 Report Share Posted February 1, 2002 Oh yea, I would get real far with that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akuma Minako Posted February 1, 2002 Report Share Posted February 1, 2002 *rolls her eyes* Ohh gawd. That's so true but aww gawd. Hahaha [ 02-01-2002, 16:03: Message edited by: Akuma Minako ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fendi Posted February 1, 2002 Report Share Posted February 1, 2002 quote:31) If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.And that my friends, is how i almost ruined my marriage. [ 02-01-2002, 15:13: Message edited by: Fendi ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echo Posted February 2, 2002 Report Share Posted February 2, 2002 I should have been a guy! xoxoxo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menchise Posted February 2, 2002 Report Share Posted February 2, 2002 quote:My point is that gift-wrapping is one of those skills -- like having babies -- that come more naturally to women than to menCop-out. Gift wrapping takes practice; it's not a gender thing. I used to be totally pathetic at wrapping gifts, now I'm only slightly pathetic. Practice, man, practice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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