Guest Remo Williams Posted May 13, 2002 Report Share Posted May 13, 2002 1. The Law of Common Sense Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist. 2. The Law of Reality Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. 3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. 4. Law of Physical Displacement Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant. 5. Legal Rights Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. 6. Law of Probable Dispersal Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. How true #5 is at times. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw Posted May 13, 2002 Report Share Posted May 13, 2002 Number 2 was a classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remo Williams Posted May 13, 2002 Report Share Posted May 13, 2002 It is and oldie isn't it. Here another classic. Never argue with a stupid person, people may not be able to tell the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echo Posted May 13, 2002 Report Share Posted May 13, 2002 I LOVE #4!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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