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No, seriously... I think. Anyway check out THIS link.

My favorite quote from the page:

"What about software testing?

Great apes (hominids) do not have tails, while monkeys do. Research indicates that great apes are very productive in the areas of software maintenance and report writing, while most monkeys will struggle. Monkeys however are great at software testing. So the rule of thumb is, if you don?t have a tail, you can probably program."

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Very interesting. About time those primates started pulling their own weight on this planet . Hmm, I wonder if Bill Gates has used them maybe the windows ME edition really stands for (M)onkey (E)dition and that's why is sucked.

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Research indicates that great apes are very productive in the areas of software maintenance and report writing, while most monkeys will struggle. Monkeys however are great at software testing.

What can be derived from this is that programers could be descendants of Great Apes while Beta Testers could be descendants of Monkeys. . oooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeee <--- Gradualy going Bananas.

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