Gol_Stoan Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Avast me hearties! September 19th is officially Talk Like a Pirate Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 ARGGGG!!!! MI PAROT WANTS TO SELL YE SOME TACOS! Bring all ye loot and and ye mates and head on down ter' Taco Bell. Then 'erder 'll that hearty Taco food ness. Or else ye'll be walkin' the Plank! Ther sharks'll send ye to meet davy jones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzle Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Um... is it September 19th already, or are you a real pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 ARG! THIS THREAD BE PIRATE THEMED! YE BEST GIT WIT THE PROGRAM MATEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grayfox Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 aye ye scurvy landlubbers. i needs me a pint o' grog and a good wench by me side arrr. pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. bartender says to him "do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" and the pirate replies "arrrrr aye, its drivin me nuts" ahhh i miss my ole monkey island days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admiraltigerclaw Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Ar... Mi parrot like that er one it deed. HOIST THER MISSIN' MAST! SWAB THER POOP DECK! We be herntin ther royal ships chock full O LOOT! ARRRRRRARARARARAAR!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gol_Stoan Posted September 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 ARRRRGH!!! today is the day!! A Pirate Personal ad: age: 30 weight: 230 height: 5'7" eyes: one blue hair: long brown Comments: Arrgh, I'm a lookin' fer a stout solid, little pleasure craft to lay alongside. One that can take rough seas and doesn't mind rough hands on the wheel. She can't have no rotten planks, and I don't want one with no barnacles neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grayfox Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 lmfao aye... that one was as big as the hump on me mothers back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 The PirateÔÇÖs Code 1. Everyone shall obey orders. 2. Booty will be shared out as follows: 1 share to every ordinary seaman; 1 1/2 shares to the captain; 1 1/4 shares to the master carpenter, boatswain and gunner. 3. Anyone keeping secret of attempting to desert will be marooned. He may take only a flask of gunpowder, a bottle of water, a gun and some shot. 4. The punishment for hitting a man is 40 lashes on the bare back. 5. Anyone being lazy or failing to clean his weapons will lose his share of booty. 6. Everyone may vote on all important decisions. 7. Everyone may have a share of captured drink and fresh food. 8. Anyone found stealing from another member of crew will have his ears and nose slit open and be set ashore. 9. Gambling with cards and money is forbidden. 10. The penalty for bringing a woman aboard in disguise is death. 11. No one may leave the crew until each man has made 1,100 pounds. 12. The compensation of losing a limb is 800 silver dollars. Sign your name in blood below, matey or walk the plank .... ______________________________________________________ I swear to abide by the PirateÔÇÖs Code. Thar ya go matey's. now SIGN!!! BTW: These are the actual rules set Down by Captains John Phillips and Bartholomew Roberts in 1724. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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