Supreme Cmdr Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 So, who is this weekend's movie opening day guinea pig? Scriv, stop looking at me!
Supreme Cmdr Posted January 29, 2005 Author Report Posted January 29, 2005 There are various levels of crap. Then there's craptacular. Then of course, we've got the plain ol', it sux category. Now guess which one this falls under. Someone ought to grab, pin down and neuter Uwe Boll. 2/10 (and thats only because I like Christian Slater)
Guest Hellbinder[CE] Posted January 29, 2005 Report Posted January 29, 2005 What is bad about it. Are the special effects really bad? I like the game so.. iam still tempted to go see it.
Guest Grayfox Posted January 30, 2005 Report Posted January 30, 2005 movies based on video games are just a bad idea period... too much gets lost in the translation (or lack thereof) resident evil 1&2 blew, the first mortal kombat i mildly tolerated but was really pissed at the pg-13 rating, the second one was a joke. house of the dead? wont even go there...
Scrivener Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 I figured. Uwe Boll = crapstain deluxe. Hense, I do not see of his films. EDIT: Furthermore, his movies never have anything to do with the games on which they are based. He pays for the name, then defecates on it thoroughly.
Supreme Cmdr Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Posted February 3, 2005 Behind the Scenes: Uwe Boll and Uwe Boll's "Alone In the Dark" ""The other practitioners of cinematic drivel can rest a little easier now; they can walk in the daylight with their heads held high, a smile on their lips and a song in their heart. 'It's okay,' they'll tell themselves. 'I didn't make Alone in the Dark'."" LMAO!!! [ 02-03-2005, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Supreme Cmdr ]
Supreme Cmdr Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Posted February 3, 2005 LOL!!! www.uweboll.com I shudder to think whats he's going to do to these other game inspired movies which he already has rights to.
Scrivener Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 quote:Originally posted by Supreme Cmdr: LOL!!! www.uweboll.com *snip*OMFG ROFLMFAO! That's bloody marvelous! I'm gonna buy that man a beer and have it shipped to his registrar address-on-file. Hahaha. It's funny 'cause it's true.
Charles Lindsey Posted September 10, 2005 Report Posted September 10, 2005 Don't even rent this. As a mixture of Stargate SG-1 and Aliens with a little bit of X Files thrown in this thing is horrid. I shoulda dug this thread up and stayed away.
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