Supreme Cmdr Posted June 24, 2005 Report Posted June 24, 2005 Uwe Boll strikes again!! Someone has got to stop this guy. Seriously.
John Prezioso Posted June 25, 2005 Report Posted June 25, 2005 That's it - I'm buying the movie license for Daikatana so this guy can't get it!!!
Scrivener Posted June 30, 2005 Report Posted June 30, 2005 Oh god no! That's like the potential cinematic equivalent of a hydrogen bomb. The most boring, monotonous, untalented director in the known universe tackling one of the most boring, monotonous, and uninspired game properties ever? Then there's that little story issue - not that having no story was ever a hurdle for Boll.
Scrivener Posted June 30, 2005 Report Posted June 30, 2005 quote: The plot, such as it is, stars a farmer called 'Farmer', whose wife is kidnapped and son is murdered by a nefarious villain attempting a coup of the kingdom. Unbeknownst to Farmer, he is also the Prince of the kingdom... Farmer is then faced with the choice of saving his kingdom or rescuing his wife...oh my god
Supreme Cmdr Posted June 30, 2005 Author Report Posted June 30, 2005 quote:Originally posted by Scrivener: Oh god no! That's like the potential cinematic equivalent of a hydrogen bomb. The most boring, monotonous, untalented director in the known universe tackling one of the most boring, monotonous, and uninspired game properties ever? Then there's that little story issue - not that having no story was ever a hurdle for Boll. LMAO!!!!
Supreme Cmdr Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Posted July 1, 2005 Dear Lord almighty. They've gone an' announced the cast.
Scrivener Posted July 1, 2005 Report Posted July 1, 2005 This is starting to look like a SciFi Channel original movie of the Anonymous Rex caliber. I weep for everyone involved.
Supreme Cmdr Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Posted July 1, 2005 quote:Originally posted by Scrivener: This is starting to look like a SciFi Channel original movie of the Anonymous Rex caliber. I weep for everyone involved. LMAO!!!! I feel particularly sorry for Jason; who has decided to - in one fell swoop - destroy his career. Lets hope that Transporter 2 comes out before this travesty in the making. Uwe Boll has to be stopped. Seriously. What's it gonna take? I mean, how many flops can one man make before people stop giving him money and their IP?
Supreme Cmdr Posted July 21, 2005 Author Report Posted July 21, 2005 Oh dear. Wait'll you guys read this
LostInSpace Posted July 21, 2005 Report Posted July 21, 2005 quote: apparently Dungeon Siege's theatrical cut will run at a Lord of the Rings-style length of over three hours. OMG, now I know UB is sadistic. Trying to Make everyone sit thru his drivel for over three hours. As for the stars, I guess they are all out of their pocket change and need more.
John Prezioso Posted July 21, 2005 Report Posted July 21, 2005 quote:Originally posted by SC: Words fail me. Seriously. HOLY COW!!! When was the last time THAT happened?
Darkling Posted July 22, 2005 Report Posted July 22, 2005 quote:Originally posted by Supreme Cmdr: Uwe Boll strikes again!! Someone has got to stop this guy. Seriously. Wow, maybe I should go to Hollywood, I mean I have some Home Video's that are more entertaining than this guys dribble.
Supreme Cmdr Posted July 22, 2005 Author Report Posted July 22, 2005 You know, this could be the ONE film that this hack makes that could be good. Not!! I mean seriously, WHY do studios give him money to make these movies? Something ain't right here. Does he have compromising pics of the studio execs or what?
Supreme Cmdr Posted November 1, 2005 Author Report Posted November 1, 2005 uhm, it has been confirmed that Uwe thinks this movie is so cool, that he's going to stretch it for 3+ hours....and give it the Kill Bill treatment.
Supreme Cmdr Posted November 26, 2005 Author Report Posted November 26, 2005 The trailer for the movie is online. It looks good. But so did Alone In The Dark.
Raziel Posted November 26, 2005 Report Posted November 26, 2005 YOu actually liked the AotD trailer? o.0
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