Save our barmaids' boobs

[Guest]

The Sun

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By TIM SPANTON

THE EU has declared a crackpot war on busty barmaids ÔÇö by trying to ban them from wearing low-cut tops.

Po-faced penpushers have deemed it a HEALTH HAZARD for bar girls to show too much cleavage.

And in a daft directive that will have drinkers choking on their pints, Brussels bureaucrats have ordered a cover-up.

They say barmaids run a skin cancer risk if they expose themselves to the sun when they go outside to collect glasses.

Last night the move was blasted as an affront. Annie Powell, of real ale group Camra, raged: ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs just another blatant example of Europe gone mad.ÔÇØ

Page 3 babes Nicola T, 22, and Keeley, 18, show just what we could all soon be missing at the pub.

The ruling is part of the new Optical Radiation Directive ÔÇö expected to be rubber-stamped by the EU parliament next month.

Germans are already frothing over the new law ÔÇö because bars in Bavaria have been forced to comply in advance.

Drinkers are threatening to boycott MunichÔÇÖs famous Oktoberfest beer festival. The cityÔÇÖs mayor Christian Ude fumed: ÔÇ£This is European law-making at its most pedantic.

ÔÇ£A waitress is no longer allowed to wander round a beer garden with a plunging neckline. I would not want to enter a beer garden under these conditions.ÔÇØ

Click here to check out more sexy snaps of barmaid beauties on our Page 3 cyber site.

KNOW a busty barmaid who could be hit by the ban? Email a snap of her to [email protected] or post to Busty Barmaids, The Sun, 1 Virginia Street, London E98 1SN.

WeÔÇÖll print the best ÔÇö and make a plaster cast of the winnerÔÇÖs boobs to hang in your local.

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OK, now that is beaurocrasy Gone INSANE!!!

THe EU is going WAY over the line with this one.

Totally insane....

Optical Radiation directive? Huh?

[Guest]

It was supposed to be a joke Nomad, I thought that tossing something silly in here might be fun for a change.

Guess not....

[Soback]

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Originally posted by nomad:

The "Optical Radiation Directive" applies to the professions who are considered as incurring a high risk of developping cancer due to high energy radiations, and include a paragraph dealing with melanomas due to sun exposure. It concerns for example gardeners, masons, pool security personnel, and so on.

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Government regulates what I wear? Are they going to also send one of their weasel beuracrats to spread sun block on my back? Or should I sue them if they don't, claim that it's governments RESPONSIBILITY to take care of me and see that I don't get too much sun exposure, and since I am physically unable to spread sun lotion on my back, it's also governments RESPONSIBILITY to send out their beurocrats to spread it on for me.

Coming next, government spoon feeds citizens under 200lbs, malnourishment hazard directive.

[Guest Remo Williams]

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Originally posted by Jaguar:

It was supposed to be a joke Nomad, I thought that tossing something silly in here might be fun for a change.

Guess not....

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Heh, too bad its not April 1st.

[John Prezioso]

Yeah lighten up Nomad, you big Fuddy-Duddy, you!

[Charles Lindsey]

Perhaps one of the alternate message icons should have been used?

(waits for someone to snag a hooters smilie)

[Guest Capn Crunch]

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Originally posted by Jaguar:

It was supposed to be a joke Nomad, I thought that tossing something silly in here might be fun for a change.

Guess not....

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it wasn't THAT funny