Guest Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 Townhall.com quote: Hey Florida scum . . . itÔÇÖs time for you to run! Oct 1, 2005 by Doug Giles ( bio | archive | contact ) Email to a friend Print this page Text size: A A ÔÇ£. . . if you do that which is evil, be afraid.ÔÇØ 1 Rom.13.4 As of this Saturday, October 1, 2005, the law abiding citizens of Florida have been ÔÇ£given backÔÇØ the already God-given, Constitution-given and no-duh-right to defend themselves, and if need be, use deadly force in so doing. ThatÔÇÖs right . . . if you decide to rape, rob, car jack or accost a Floridian, you might want to think twice about that brain fart, as that may be the last thing you do before your soul wings its way to Hades. If youÔÇÖre the little weed contemplating these things, you should reflect a bit longer on the wisdom of this course of violent action, because we the people can now wale on you and be protected from criminal prosecution and/or an inane civil suit. HereÔÇÖs what Floridians are now afforded via The Castle Doctrine. This beautiful new law basically gives the average Joe who gets criminally assaulted while minding his own beeswax three essentials things: 1. It establishes, by law, the presumption that if a moron has the moxie to forcibly enter my home or vehicle that he is probably not there to borrow sugar, rather to cause death or bodily harm. Therefore, I can either impale said dipstick, on a sword, or dust him with 00 Buck, or unload my Sig in his surprised face, or double tap his center mass with my .450/400-3 ┬╝ Nitro Express double rifle I bought to hunt AfricaÔÇÖs most deadliest game. Yes, beginning this Saturday, good Floridian men can put down bad foolish men who violate the sanctity of our Castles. 2. It removes my duty to turn the other cheek and runaway when IÔÇÖm being attacked. Look, if bloggers, columnists and radio show hosts want to have fun at my expense, I have no other recourse but to absorb their personal insults, laugh it off and not go postal, i.e., to turn the other cheek. However, if my family, or I or others in my vicinity are being physically assaulted in a place in which we have a perfect right to be, then I can stand my ground and drop the assailant to the pavement if I have reason to believe he intends to do us bodily harm. Matthew 5:39 does not apply to rapists, burglars, attempted murderers, gangbangers, terrorists or similar stooges. 3. In addition, after the deceased violent aggressorÔÇÖs spirit is tooling its way to DanteÔÇÖs slow roast BBQ and IÔÇÖm comforting my family and friends as I wipe gun powder residue off my hands, thanks to The Castle Doctrine, I can rest assured that I am protected from a therapeutic culture and the soulless lawyers it has spawned. Imagine that . . . a law on the side of a law abiding person. ItÔÇÖs crazy! You know, itÔÇÖs not a cheerful thought, but think of the reverb thatÔÇÖll shoot through criminal communities in the Sunshine State when one of their ilk gets killed by a good citizen for trying to be tough guy. What do you think the still living idiot friends of the deceased punk are going to think when they learn that their 19-year old Darwinian-holdover buddy got Glocked by a young woman who refused to be raped by him? Think of the empowerment that this theoretical babe will give to other chicas minding their own business, as she leads the pack by not taking any crud from criminalsÔÇöCastle Doctrine style! Imagine the laughter of the cackling fools ceasing when instead of bringing home video footage of their friends beating and kicking an old man in the parking lot of a Target for fun, they have on their memory stick a 35 second blip of a retiree laying one of their multi-tattooed lads to rest with a Smith & Wesson 686. Oops! Now you little wannabe criminals didnÔÇÖt plan on that happening this evening, did you? In addition, wonÔÇÖt it be a relief to see bloodless lawyers no longer having a psychobabble, legalese, this-is-why-my-client-robbed-raped-burgled-or-murdered leg to stand on? WonÔÇÖt it be liberating to not hear on the local news that the perpetrator was actually the victim, and the one who defended himself is evil? ArenÔÇÖt you getting sick of hearing how the felon was not responsible for his crime because he had low blood sugar, abnormal peer pressure, societal oppression, or that he didnÔÇÖt get enough attention during his delicate years, was off his meds and was not aware of the ramifications of such criminal mischief because George W. Bush under funded his education? IsnÔÇÖt it freeing to now know that you can protect your person and property instead of helplessly running from bad people, bad judges and bad lawyers? Yes, thanks to Sen. Durrell Peaden and Rep. Dennis Baxley, the lawÔÇÖs sponsors, and Gov. Jeb Bush, who signed the bill into law, The Castle Doctrine has now gone into effect, and I guarantee we will begin to see the sun set on those who would do harm in the Sunshine State. Only those who do evil need to be afraid. If it weren't so damned humid and hot down there, I might move down there!!
Grizzle Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 At first I thought this was a humor piece, I like the way it's written even if the guy does come off as a little too enthusiastic about his guns (and I don't mean in a healthy way.) Nevertheless I think it's a good law, but as soon as someone blows someone else away under questionable circumstances it'll come under fire (no pun intended.)
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