Supreme Cmdr Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Lindsey Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 That was painful. You are a cruel, cruel man. As cruel as a ... Nah, can't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolferz Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Ow, my brain hurts, like the pain caused by a dead limp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepFreeze Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 I read the landmine duck one somewhere earlier today, but I can't remember where... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Wolf Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 Nice. Though, for some reason quote: The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. seems familiar. Anyone else heard it before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epsilon 5 Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 quote:Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19 p.m.at a speed of 35mph.That guy confuses english and maths .. quote:She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. .. and that one got issues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain McMahon Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 quote:The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hotgrease.well duh! quote:John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never metThat's disgusting quote:It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wallConfusing just confusing. quote:He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commanderlb Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 quote:quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- seems familiar. Anyone else heard it before? yes i think it is: plane flew as fast as the bowling falling into the pavement from the skyscraper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreadx Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 quote: The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. This looks like DNA (Douglas Noel Adams) style to me. Maybe it seems familiar because you read "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" or some other title from his hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegee_101 Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 lol quote:Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.I thought this one was pretty original if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Schacher Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 A doggie-dog world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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