Coming to America

[Guest]

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, ÔÇ£LetÔÇÖs begin by reviewing some American history. Who said ÔÇÿGive me Liberty, or give me Death?ÔÇÖ ÔÇ£

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. ÔÇ£Patrick Henry, 1775.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Very good!ÔÇØ apprised the teacher. Now, who said, ÔÇ£Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?ÔÇØ

Again, no response except from Pedro: ÔÇ£Abraham Lincoln, 1863.ÔÇØ

The teacher snapped at the class, ÔÇ£Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about itsÔÇÖ history than you do!ÔÇØ

She heard a loud whisper: ÔÇ£Screw the Mexicans!ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Who said that?ÔÇØ she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. ÔÇ£Jim Bowie, 1836.ÔÇØ

At that point, a student in the back said, ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm gonna puke.ÔÇØ

The teacher glared and asked, ÔÇ£All right! Now, who said that?ÔÇØ

Again, Pedro. ÔÇ£George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.ÔÇØ

Now furious, another student yelled, ÔÇ£Oh yeah? Kiss this!ÔÇØ

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, ÔÇ£Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!ÔÇØ

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, ÔÇ£You little turd. If you say anything else, IÔÇÖll strangle you!ÔÇØ

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, ÔÇ£Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.ÔÇØ

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, ÔÇ£Oh shit, weÔÇÖre in BIG trouble now!ÔÇØ

Pedro whispered, ÔÇ£Saddam Hussein, 2003.ÔÇØ

ROFLMAO!!!

[Shadow5731]

LMMFAO on that one Jag.......

[Mano Faber]

LOL