Guest Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Potfry quote: Potfry has uncovered a transcript of the phone conversation between members of the doomed UN outpost in Lebanon and the Israeli Defense Force, as they desperately plead with them to stop bombing so closely. IDF: Hello, youve reached the Israeli Defense Force Helpline. All of our operators are busy helping other bombing targets. Please hold. Your call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes. UNIFIL Employee: Hello!?! SOMEONE?! ( Music: The Girl from Ipanema) UNIFIL Employee: GOOD GOD, SOMEONE PICK UP! This is the UN calling. That last bomb was way too $%#(@ close! IDF: Please continue to hold. Did you know that you can get most of your questions answered online? Just visit the IDF website and click on "Why are you bombing me?" UNIFIL Employee: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP! SOMEONE- IDF: Hi, this is Hanah. How can I help you? UNIFIL Employee: Oh, thank God! Im calling from the UN post near the border. The bombs are getting closer and closer. Please radio your planes and tell them were here. IDF: OK, calm down. Did you say you were with the UN? UNIFIL Employee: YES! Were near the- (LOUD EXPLOSION) JESUS CHRIST! DID YOU HEAR THAT! IDF: I did. Is that your TV? You should turn it down- UNIFIL Employee: ITS NOT MY GOD DAMN TV YOU ZIONIST IDIOT. THATS YOUR GOD FORSAKEN WAR PLANES BOMBING THE &$(# OUT OF US! IDF: OK. Ill see what I can do. But first, a couple questions. UNIFIL Employee: What? IDF: How long has UNIFIL been in Lebanon? UNIFIL Employee: Huh? I have no idea. Why are you- (LOUD EXPLOSION) HOLY %$!!!! WHAT THE- IDF: The correct answer is 28 years. UNIFIL Outpost: YOUR #$ MOTHER $%%# GOATS YOU $# JEWISH $$!! GIVE ME SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP- (EXPLOSION) UNIFIL Outpost: 'ARRGGH, IT BURNS!!! OK, OK 28 YEARS. IDF: Thats much better. Are you ready for Question 2? UNIFIL EMPLOYEE: Look, you sound like a reasonable woman. Please. Im worried about-" (EXPLOSION) SWEET JESUS!! OK, OK, QUESTION 2. IDF: In those 28 years, how many times has UNIFIL prohibited Hezbollah from crossing over into Israel to meance Israelis? UNIFIL Outpost: UH. UM. TWICE? IDF: Wrong answer. (EXPLOSION) UNIFIL OUTPOST: HOLY #$@& !! PIERRE! YOU ARE ON FIRE! DROP AND ROLL! IDF: The correct answer is never. UNIFIL OUTPOST: KOFI ANNAN IS GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS! WE ARE PROTECTED BY UN CHARTER. YOU CANT DO THIS! IDF: Hold on.My pilot is asking if you are the building with the large UN painted on the outside. UNIFIL OUTPOST: YES! YES! YES! THATS US! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, TELL HIM- IDF: Yes, he sees you. Thanks for calling the IDF. UNIFIL OUTPOST: Huh? Are we safe now? Can I- (EXPLOSION) ROFLMAO!! Yeah, I am a sick, sick bastage!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegee_101 Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 quote:UNIFIL OUTPOST: ÔÇ£HOLY #$@& !! PIERRE! YOU ARE ON FIRE! DROP AND ROLL!ÔÇØ You are indeed a sick bastage!!! Keep it up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Prezioso Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 I shouldn't laugh. Trying not to laugh. Trying...hard...not to....laugh. Okay seriously. I feel terrible for the Observers themselves and for their families. In that lives were lost, this isn't really a laughing matter. The UN is worse than useless - they are criminally negligent. But I feel for the loss of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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