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Guest Capt. Rage
Posted

Personally I like Eminem's music...

but if you hate him get the MP3 called

"Steve Berman" from Napster. This is not a rap song its just about how eminem gets beat down because his record sux.

Eminem: HEEEYYYYY Steve Berman sup!

Steve: Sup Em.

Steve: Could you come in here and sit down.

Steve: Venessa? Please shut the door.

Venessa: Ok...

*door closes

*eminem and Steve sit down

Eminem: SO...sup how are the record sales doing so far?

Steve:It would be better if you gave me nothign at ALL!

Eminem: wha...wha...

Steve:This album is less than nothing...

Steve: I cane even sell this F***ing record

Steve: Do you know whats happening to out there?!

Eminem:Wha...Whats the problem.....

Steve: Violet Brown told me to go F**k myself.

Eminem:Whos Violet...

Steve:TelaRecords told me to shove this up my ass.

Steve: Do you know how it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass.

Eminem:Well...I...

Steve: I'am gonna loose my f***ing job over this.

Steve: Do you know why Dre's records are so succesfull? Because hes rapping about big screen TV's, blunts, forty's and bitches, your Rapping about homos and vicadin.

Eminem:but..

Steve:I cant sell this S**t.

*throws papers at eminem.

Emine:whai...

Steve: Either change the record or its not coming out.

Emine: a...

Steve: Now get th F**k out of my office

Eminem: But...what am I supposed to...

Steve: Now!!

I was laughing sooo hard when I heard it on mp3. LOL

Tell me what you think about eminem.

Guest aramike01
Posted

I've never heard of Eminem.

And I think he/she should play BC3K.

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Guest Capt. Rage
Posted

Well...Eminem is a very popular white rapper and a few of his songs were #1 hits all over the US and Canada. "Whiter rapper" HA! I still dont get it.

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Posted

Err..."Steve Berman" is a track off the Marshall Mathers LP, so I don't think its real wink.gif. Good album, very good, though I personally can't see him playing BC.

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Cmdr. A.R. Thomas

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Posted

Still never heard of him, and I'm not into rap either. So I guess eitehr way I probably wan't aware of his existance.

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Cmdr. Antilles

Spectre Fleet

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Posted

hehe... Slim Shady better quit waving his gun around... or he'll be in jail smile.gif

as for his "music" well I really don't like rap.. so I won't comment.

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Cmdr. Andergum

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Guest Remo Williams
Posted

Mathers !LOL! My kids listen to him just had to go out and buy all three of them a copy of his latest CD Eminem. Don't care for his music myself never have liked rap music. Been seeing his face quite a bit in the headlines lately. IMO its the way these guys promote there music nowadays fits right in with the content on the CD from what I,ve heard.

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Cmdr. Remo Williams

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Posted

Beasty Boys and Rage Against the Machine are the two I've bought CD's from, and there's a few other classics I like. If you want some really good classic, but not widely known, songs find "Adventures in Failure" and "As the City Sleeps" by MC900FT Jesus.

Also I just picked up the Fight Club soundtrack by The Dust Brothers and that's not too bad, kinda ambient but definitly different.

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I light the fires as the city sleeps.

Guest DustBuster
Posted

Did anyone see eminem on celebrity deathmach? biggrin.gif

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Posted

Rage Against the Machine rules!! That band has real talent 'cuz they have good messages in their songs. They truly are a classic. Best album's were the original and Battle of L.A. . You have good taste in music Vorpal.

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Guest aramike01
Posted

Steve: You're really on a roll lately! Keep the quips comin'!

biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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Cmdr. Michael Kristophers

Spectre Fleet

Commanding Officer, Spectre StarStation

ICV-Intrepid

Recruitment Officer

"You won't get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole!"

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