Guest Posted September 3, 2000 Report Share Posted September 3, 2000 Found this in the forums of other game I play... thought I'd share it with ya:The Chain of Command:CAPTAIN Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is faster than a speeding bullet, can fly as high as mighty rocket, gives policy guidance to god. COMMANDER Must take a running start to leap over tall buildings, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, when flying cannot penetrate the atmosphere, talks with god.LIEUTENANT COMMANDER Can leap over short buildings, not quite as fast as a speeding bullet, only flys as high as transports, loses tug of war with locomotives, listens to god.LIEUTENANT Crashes into buildings when trying to leap over them, can shoot bullets, has trouble flying, gets run over by locomotives, talks with animals.ENSIGN Has trouble recognizing buildings, gets all wet playing with pistols, still crawls, sometimes says "Choo-Choo", listens to animals.THE CHIEF Lifts Buildings and walks under them, catches bullets and chews them, flys higher than mighty rockets, smashes locomotives, IS god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2000 Report Share Posted September 3, 2000 Also check out this link http://www.shybe.com/Funny/hardware/hardware.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commander Hamblin Posted September 3, 2000 Report Share Posted September 3, 2000 Tac, I have just done a poo poo in my trousers while reading these...thanks a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wold Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 LOLOLOLOLO, TAC, I doubled over so fast from laughing sooo hard I almost smacked my head on the desk! Now I've got stomach and face aches!! ------------------ Commodore Wold ICV-Drakr, Spectre Starstation Commanding Officer, Spectre StarStationICQ 4669033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr Hidama Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 yes...t'was quite amusing already sent the url to everyone in my company------------------ Commander Hidama Hasaki GCV Kurai, Wraith HQ (Lyrius) Wraith Fleet/SIN Wing http://www.hasakitech.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallion Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 Noticed that yeleft out the rank of Fleet Commander there Tac Wonder why?Good laugh though TTFN[This message has been edited by Gallion (edited 09-03-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandus Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 Those were great Tac.------------------ Commander Bandus GCV Defiant, Starbase Masada Wing Leader, Wraith Fleet/Hammerhead Wing "Universal Peace Through Deadly Force" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aramike01 Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 ROTF...and oh so true! ------------------ Vice Admiral Michael Kristophers ICV-Intrepid Fleet Leader Spectre Fleet[This message has been edited by aramike01 (edited 09-04-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 As an "Ex-Chief turned Chief Warrant Officer" I've seen all of this before! One thing that I can tell you though, all kidding aside, is that a Commanding Officer knows the value of his Chief. Why do you think that The Chief" has better quarters, his own mess, and almost complete autonomy when it comes to handling the troops that work for him? He's not God, but he does not fear to walk on the clouds either! ------------------ Insurgent One, Rattler ICV Necromancer, Spectre (Antis) Commander-In-Chief, Insurgency Official Tester,Battlecruiser Series [email protected] ICQ 12894104[This message has been edited by Rattler (edited 09-04-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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