Guest Posted September 17, 2000 Report Posted September 17, 2000 A Carefully planned operation was once again foiled by Resnig's renowned ability to mess up things. Upon the Commander leaving Resnig in charge of the battlecruiser for a bathroom break (and the subsequent absence of the Commander from the bridge for a prolonged period of time due to his inability to find a toilet."Where are those things anyway? Some future this is..." was the Commander's words upon being found stuck in a "messy" jefferies tube), the expected convoy of Gammulan cruisers jumped in and battle ensued.The plan called for the ship to wait in a specific point for the enemy ships to jump in, thrust backwards during the initial exchange of pta blasts, fire several missiles and then charge the enemy. At Resnig's court martial, this bridge recording was submitted as evidence: Bridge Recording As you can see from this recording, the bridge crew was completely confused at the orders given to them (some crewmen tried to defend Resnig as having a "lisp" problem... these crewmen are under investigation as well as extensive IQ testing).As a side note, the Research officer remained locked in the library during the ship's voyage home... researching these misterious "fruton torpedoes"... could be another one of those artifacts she has never been able to figure out.**End Report*** (Am I bored? yesss sireee) [This message has been edited by Tac (edited 09-17-2000).]
Parias Posted September 17, 2000 Report Posted September 17, 2000 ROFLMAO Tac!------------------ Cmdr. Parias ICV-Galatae, Awaiting final assignment Balor Fleet ICQ 1293359 Staff member at HardNews
Eclipse Posted September 17, 2000 Report Posted September 17, 2000 LOL Tac.------------------ Commodore Kyle Antilles ICV-Eclipse, Destiny Starstation (Nevuela) Commanding Officer, Destiny Spectre Fleet
Gallion Posted September 17, 2000 Report Posted September 17, 2000 The ever inept CO strikes once again. Who needs enemies when we have the capable CO Resnig to contend with TTFN
Guest Posted September 17, 2000 Report Posted September 17, 2000 LOL. I bet the commander would've like to have said "Resnig, go that way! *Pointing at the waiting airlock (the one devoid of spacesuits)* ------------------ Commander Robert Martin GCV-Dark Knight, GALCOM HQ (EARTH) S26 Wing Leader, Prime Fleet Beta Wing[This message has been edited by Rm (edited 09-17-2000).]
GREG MILLER Posted September 18, 2000 Report Posted September 18, 2000 ROTFLMAO!!! That was great Tac!!!More, more, I say MORE!!! ------------------ Commander Greg Miller GCV - Sark, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Fleet XO, Wing Leader, Tsunami Battle Group www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk'Here cometh the storm!'
Supreme Cmdr Posted September 19, 2000 Report Posted September 19, 2000 ROTFLMAO!!! Tac, Tac, Tac...that was too funny!
Guest Posted September 20, 2000 Report Posted September 20, 2000 Tac, don't ever change ------------------ Commander Alun Tringad GCV Black Falcon, ISSHQ (Saturn) Tactical Support Wing Leader - ISS Fleet ISS Fleet / CIOPS Homepage
Guest Posted September 20, 2000 Report Posted September 20, 2000 *flips channel*"The court martial of the notorious 'Resnig the Foul' of Galactic Command navy ended abruptly today after the jury called for a recess. Resnig's last words before the recess were held by some as 'fit of a military officer'. Resnig, reported to have said "Yes SIR!" after the judge and the supreme commander both reccomended Resnig quote, 'Pull his head out his ass' unqoute... which its they said after seeing the bridge recording evidence against Resnig.After the 5 minute recess, Resnig was nowhere to be found. Galcom Security troops, after nearly 6 hours of searching the 4 room, 2 bathroom and hallway that composed the Court installations ('We are impressed by this new record time, these security troops have upheld the highest traditions of the Galcom navy' stated the proud Supreme Commander after nervously looking around for his missing medal) finally found Resnig. The horrified jury was reported to come out screaming when his body was brought into the courtroom.'WHAT? They have BATHROOMS here??? The tour guide didnt show me! All these days i've been holding back this...' commented the awestruck captain before rushing out the courtroom.Ship's medical officer was seen examining the body, whispering into her recorder 'He did it again *sigh*. Note to self: increase cranial capacity to the next Resnig clone... might be a good idea to reduce lower body capacity to prevent this incident from happening in the future.'Meanwhile, the Research Officer was seen flirting with the Supreme Commander... it is our sincere hope the SC doesnt end up in a dissection table like the last guy. 'Yes my dear, thats one of the yoga excercises Resnig learned from the Insurgents when he was an undercover agent. Too bad we had to extract him before the showed him how to come out of it...' this reporter overheard from the private conversation between the SC and the research officer, who seemed to have a big medal sticking out of her pocket.*flips channel*[This message has been edited by Tac (edited 09-20-2000).]
Eclipse Posted September 20, 2000 Report Posted September 20, 2000 ROFLMAO tac....------------------ Commodore Kyle Antilles ICV-Eclipse, Destiny Starstation (Nevuela) Commanding Officer, Destiny Spectre Fleet
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