pkzip Posted September 29, 2000 Report Share Posted September 29, 2000 Y'all help yourselves to some of those oblong patties on the back of the grill. I swapped some apparently useless minerals for a case of 'em from a trader who said they come fresh from Gammulan space. They look like tofu and taste like chicken, or is it the other way around. Ah, and please don't operate heavy machinery or pencil sharpeners after consuming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akuma Minako Posted September 29, 2000 Report Share Posted September 29, 2000 Having drowned in this situation to make it worse Akuma Minako get's shot in the arm with the BMP-9 (Damn Goldfish). Floats to the surface as a lifeless corpse... Then opens her eyes and looks around. "What the..." "I'm alive! ALIVE!"------------------ Commander Akuma Minako GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Deterrence Battle Group www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Schacher Posted September 29, 2000 Report Share Posted September 29, 2000 It's that soylent something-or-other, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2000 Report Share Posted September 30, 2000 *2 figures materialize inside the crater left by Whisper's escape pod*"Move! Move!" are some of the words heard from inside the crater.*BMP-9 armed goldfish jumps up from the pool, keeps shooting at something under the waves... then falls back in*"There it is!" a man dressed in a Galcom uniform and pointing a pistol towards the pool screams "GET IT!!!"*Goldfish notices the shotgun aimed at it, opens mouth wide, revealing a vicious array of teeth and LOUNGES towards the neck of the pistol-wielding man*As the party continued on uninterrupted, thanks to one of those strange Radioactive garden gnomes that were following Akuma around and drawing up a commotion, the pistol totting man suddenly grabs the man to his right and shoves him towards the goldfish.*horrible screams as the Goldfish tears through the man's neck*Tac aims his pistol and shoots the goldfish until its nothing but a yellow splat."Man, I LOVE to hear Resnig scream like that! That was FUN!" After a brief clean up of his uniform, Tac grabs a sandwich and munchs it as he passes his Invitations cards."Hey Derek! Hope to see your branch office there! We got a deck section with a GREAT view of the planet and jump point reserved for Galcom high rankers! Complete with hot water jacuzzi's and automatic pencil sharpeners... what else can a guy want?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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