Only in America...

[aramike]

IT appears to be joke week, so here goes...

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1. Only in America.... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...... do we use the word politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America...... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[ 04-13-2001: Message edited by: aramike ]

[Soback]

#4 makes me hungry, I think I am gonna go to burger king now.

[Gallion]

LOL

Love it or leave it I say

TTFN

[Guest]

Hehehehe, very good

[Guest]

#5 Only in America does hemmorroid ointment say "for external use only"

#6 Only in America does a billion dollar telescope gets sent into orbit.. out of focus

#7 Only in America can an illegal, undocumented chihuahua become a pop icon

#8 Only in America can a poker playing nerd hope to become sexy by taking over the world's computers and make a buck

#9 Only in America does Gourmet Cat Food taste better than philly steak (dont ask please)

[Epsilon 5]

LOL!

[echo]

LOL

I have often wondered about those ATM machines...

[Baloogan]

LOL