thanatos Posted June 21, 2001 Report Share Posted June 21, 2001 More demented humor, with people having too much time on their hands. You'll either thinks it hilarious or be offended.WARNING: Do not try this with your own pet. The animals depicted at this site are trained professionals. ENTER: I affirm I have a sick sense of humor. http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soback Posted June 21, 2001 Report Share Posted June 21, 2001 That has to be a joke, if it's not then I would like to put that guys head into a jar and mold it into a triangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blades Posted June 22, 2001 Report Share Posted June 22, 2001 I saw, I laffed ... then I felt bad. I hope to hell this is a joke, because if it's not It one of the worst things I have ever really seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatos Posted June 22, 2001 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2001 Initially it looks real due to all the detail put into the pages; you think "nobody would spend this much time for a satire web page". Read awhile, especially the mail and supplies and you see it's just 'tongue-in-cheek' 'cat-in-jar' humor.We had a cat that would climb into a quart jar and squash his head against the end, just like the photos. The slug cat is too big now to fit into a 5 gallon bucket (that too rich American diet). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aramike Posted June 22, 2001 Report Share Posted June 22, 2001 I just hope no kid gets the wrong idea and tries this at home. (Yeah, I'm a cat lover - got a problem with it? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloogan Posted June 22, 2001 Report Share Posted June 22, 2001 quote:I just hope no kid gets the wrong idea and tries this at home. (Yeah, I'm a cat lover - got a problem with it? ) I'm a cat lover too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander ZIX Posted June 22, 2001 Report Share Posted June 22, 2001 I have 5 cats in my house and I do things to them all the time. This is diffrent though, I know its a joke because there is NO WAY that they could legally do that. Last time I checked that would definitly be classified as cruelty to animals and that is an arrestable offense. My favorite trick is putting a cat in a big red swing. Then I add my home made safety harness. After that I grab the left rope of the swing (Which I have detached the swing from the frame) I then spin around in place. The swing goes outwards like those swings at an amusement park. When I am done I slowly stop the swing and let her off. She then walks away PERFECTLY CALM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epsilon 5 Posted June 22, 2001 Report Share Posted June 22, 2001 quote:Originally posted by Soback: That has to be a joke, if it's not then I would like to put that guys head into a jar and mold it into a triangle.Hmmmm... good idea... you come with me? Know his adress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhurd Posted June 22, 2001 Report Share Posted June 22, 2001 It's a joke site, a bloody funny one at that. "At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce!" The funniest thing about this site is the number of whiny emails they have gotten from cat lovers thinking its for real.If you think thats sick, heres a site a mate of mine put up. http://www.realhamster.com/ now thats sick.Cheers Dazzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soback Posted June 22, 2001 Report Share Posted June 22, 2001 Posted by Epsilon 5 "Hmmmm... good idea... you come with me? Know his adress?"You get his adress I get the jars, drill, superglue, and some feeding tubes. Maybe while we are at it, wanna mold his hands and feet into a giant pretzel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shingen Posted June 22, 2001 Report Share Posted June 22, 2001 Y'all are freakin' weeeeird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander ZIX Posted June 27, 2001 Report Share Posted June 27, 2001 We're weird?!?!?!Just look at the weirdos who created at least 50% of the sites on the net. quote: You get his adress I get the jars, drill, superglue, and some feeding tubes. Maybe while we are at it, wanna mold his hands and feet into a giant pretzel? Hey you guys do you think I could come? Mabey we could use my sledgehammer to jam him in nice and tight [ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: Commander ZIX ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2001 Report Share Posted June 27, 2001 You're ALL a bunch of SICK bastages!!! ROFLMAO, your comments are funnier then the damn webpages. Sledgehammer to jam him in there real tight, GOD!!! lol GOOD NIGHT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soback Posted June 27, 2001 Report Share Posted June 27, 2001 Well, I doubt that he would go in willingly. So sledgehammer will help. What can we do with him once the molding process is complete is the real question. I was thinking about putting him up on display at the art museum. Maybe some billionaire will buy him for a bunch as a great art piece and we can split the profits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echo Posted June 27, 2001 Report Share Posted June 27, 2001 I can't believed I laughed! The frame kit (in the for kids section) killed me hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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