TARWMSRK Posted October 14, 2001 Report Posted October 14, 2001 Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it."I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afganistan. Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable." "Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."Wasnt that funny? hahahahahhahahahahaha
Soback Posted October 14, 2001 Report Posted October 14, 2001 [ 10-14-2001: Message edited by: Soback ]
Epsilon 5 Posted October 14, 2001 Report Posted October 14, 2001 Hehe Jaguar already told me that one.
Guest Posted October 15, 2001 Report Posted October 15, 2001 Yeah, I got a little gunshy after this threadNew nonstop service to AfghanistanGot some people a bit up in arms, so when I got this joke, I just sent it to a few people, SC being one, Was hoping someone else would post it and take the flak that inevitably would come with it. So far, SO GOOD!!! Thanks for posting it!! [ 10-14-2001: Message edited by: Jaguar ]
rhett Posted October 15, 2001 Report Posted October 15, 2001 Ya, I heard that one a few years ago (being about Iraq, though). Still funny as hell.
Epsilon 5 Posted October 15, 2001 Report Posted October 15, 2001 Well I just told it to my mother... she can't stop laughing
Commander Elio Jason Posted October 15, 2001 Report Posted October 15, 2001 good one! anyone for a diving suit?
aramike Posted October 15, 2001 Report Posted October 15, 2001 quote:Originally posted by Jaguar: Yeah, I got a little gunshy after this threadNew nonstop service to AfghanistanGot some people a bit up in arms, so when I got this joke, I just sent it to a few people, SC being one, Was hoping someone else would post it and take the flak that inevitably would come with it. So far, SO GOOD!!! Thanks for posting it!! [ 10-14-2001: Message edited by: Jaguar ]Hey, why the hell didn't *I* get it via email?
Guest Posted October 17, 2001 Report Posted October 17, 2001 quote: Hey, why the hell didn't *I* get it via email? Whoops, I blew that one didn't I? OK, well, Aramike look up at the top of this thread, that is what I should have sent you!! LOl
Commander Elio Jason Posted October 21, 2001 Report Posted October 21, 2001 quote:Originally posted by Carl Burning: Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable." "Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."Wasnt that funny? hahahahahhahahahahaha looks like everyone else nearby has a new swimming pool!
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