Heed my advice....

[Põdi]

At the weekend, I was on the Underground travelling on the Northern line. A

man of Arabic appearance got off the train and I noticed that he had left

his bag behind. I grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him at

the top of the escalator and handed him back his bag. He was extremely

grateful to me and opened his bag which appeared to contain large bundles of

banknotes. He looked round, made sure nobody was looking and whispered to

me: "I can never repay your kindness sir, but I will try to with a word of

advice for you. Stay away from Manchester this weekend." I was terrified. "Is

there going to be an attack?" I whispered. "No, sir" he whispered back "It's

a shit hole."

[ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Paddy Gregory ]

[Fendi]

Ahahahahahahaha!!!

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Stay away from Liverpool this weekend." I was terrified. "Is

there going to be an attack?" I whispered. "No, sir" he whispered back "It's

a sh*t hole."

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I am actually quite offended by that statement. Change it from Liverpool to stinking Manchaster.

LIVERPOOL RULES!!!! MANCHESTER UNITED IS CR*P!!!

[ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Fendi ]

[Põdi]

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I am actually quite offended by that statement. Change it from Liverpool to stinking Manchaster.

LIVERPOOL RULES!!!! MANCHESTER UNITED IS CR*P!!!

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Done. You're right of course. What about Robbie eh?

[Fendi]

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Originally posted by Paddy Gregory:

Done. You're right of course. What about Robbie eh?

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Which Robbie? The one that's been sold by Liverpool for almost nothing in footballing terms? No comment as I'll never speak ill of Liverpool.

[Epsilon 5]

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Stay away from Liverpool this weekend." I was terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" I whispered. "No, sir" he whispered back "It's a sh*t hole."

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ROTFLMAO!