Guest Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/artic...-2002Feb18.html Me? I think the limeys got tired of boiled army rations and followed their noses to the nearest PAELLA
Blades Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 Substitute PAELLA for SENORITAS and you may be right. God bless Spanish birds! Shave that upper lip of theirs and they make a damn fine sight. [ 02-18-2002, 16:42: Message edited by: Blades ]
Fendi Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Blades: Shave that upper lip of theirs and they make a damn fine sight.You wouldn't say that about Jessica Alba would you? I mean my kid would get really ticked off if you said that her future step mother had a beard...
hazzig Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 Hope they know the way to the Indian Ocean. Make a wrong turn or "map reading error", they┬┤ll invade my humble little innocent, armyless country.
Guest Grayfox Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 lol ya hopefully they wont trip over the GI/UK line
Guest Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 LOL! You just KNOW someone's head's going to roll for this!
J.Smith Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 ROTFLMAO! I feel sorry for the poor sap in charge of the whole thing. [rp] Capt: Sgt, how in the world did you end up on a Spanish beach? Sgt: I don't know sir, ask the lieutenant. I was just following orders. Capt: Well lieutenant? Lt: This line here on the map clearly shows the Spanish border 20 miles away. Capt: Let me see that. Lieutenant, that's not a map line, that's a coffee stain. Lt: Uh-0h, I'm gonna loose my bars for this. [/rp]
Rosko Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 LOL all the marines are standing around, wondering what went wrong, and there is this police officer running around putting parking tickets on apc's
Cmdr Nova Posted February 19, 2002 Report Posted February 19, 2002 More: http://europe.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/02...ines/index.html LOL! Boy, do I feel sorry for those involved. Hm.... I wonder what kind of headlines will show up when someone single-handedly takes New America in MP. (Also, make sure to throw the station upgraded armor/shields/weapons into that equation.) 0R10N 0|/|NZ0RZ J00!
Ryan Eversole Posted February 19, 2002 Report Posted February 19, 2002 Their first mistake was letting a MARINE read the map.......... Their second mistake was letting a MARINE OFFICER read the map........
Guest Posted February 19, 2002 Report Posted February 19, 2002 "Marines ready for combat deployment" "Marines ready for combat deployment" "Marines ready for combat deployment" "Marines ready for combat deployment" "Marines ready for combat deployment" "Marines ready for combat deployment" "Marines ready for combat deployment"
Guest Grayfox Posted February 19, 2002 Report Posted February 19, 2002 marines should never be in posession of a map. EVER!!! im sorry if i offended any corps personnel, but we learned that lesson in NTC, JRTC, haiti, bos... they should just leave land nav to us Army folk. at least we know the 2 methods of how to hold a compass, and what pace count is lol.... and the whole 5-1 ratio
Guest Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 Damn, Calvin Trillin's commentry on the event's a pretty funny read... http://europe.cnn.com/2002/US/02/19/calvin...cnna/index.html
Põdi Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 Personally, I think it was all deliberate mindplay by the British military: 'Give us a hard time over Gibraltar? You KNOW what we're capable of'. Not only do they try and steal our rightly-owned colonies, but steal our fish stocks too. Then they rip off British tourists, before jailing them for drinking too much of their horrible Cervesas with bits of lime sticking out the top. Oh yeah, they steal our women too, with their sultry, smarmy good looks, fast cars, black slip-on shoes, no socks and loose trousers, before mutating them into fat, hairy-lipped senoras. We should have taken them out when we ruled the world. 'Singeing the king of Spains beard' my arse, should have gone and shaved his pubes off when we had the chance. Just my 2 pesetas worth Note: the author bears no responsibilty for the views expressed in his own post
Fendi Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Paddy Gregory: Just my 2 pesetas worth Ahem, I think its called Euros now. [ 02-20-2002, 05:09: Message edited by: Fendi ]
Põdi Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 quote: Ahem, I think its called Euros now. Sorry, I refuse to recognise that as a real currency.
Guest Grayfox Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 no no paddy, dont hold back... tell us how you REALLY feel lol
Blades Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 Paddy, did you cry too when Thatcher was ousted? I recall every detail of that day with a heavy heart. The Kennedy assasination had nothing on Thatchers political demise. Up the Empire!
Fendi Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Blades: Paddy, did you cry too when Thatcher was ousted? Thatcher was never ousted, she still runs the country. You just don't know it.
Guest Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 Yeah, and for you gringos, if you havent realized it yet : BUSH IS REALLY PEEWEE HERMAN!! Mwwhahahaha
Guest Grayfox Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 gringo??? lol havent been called that in forever
Põdi Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 quote: Paddy, did you cry too when Thatcher was ousted? Of course, saddest day of my life (well, one of them anyway). Now we have 'President' Blair , God help us. Oops, I forget, don't live there anymore. BTW Did you see the Liverpool game tonight? Should have won by a country mile!
Guest Posted February 20, 2002 Report Posted February 20, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Paddy Gregory: Personally, I think it was all deliberate mindplay by the British military: 'Give us a hard time over Gibraltar? You KNOW what we're capable of'. Not only do they try and steal our rightly-owned colonies, but steal our fish stocks too. Then they rip off British tourists, before jailing them for drinking too much of their horrible Cervesas with bits of lime sticking out the top. Oh yeah, they steal our women too, with their sultry, smarmy good looks, fast cars, black slip-on shoes, no socks and loose trousers, before mutating them into fat, hairy-lipped senoras. We should have taken them out when we ruled the world. 'Singeing the king of Spains beard' my arse, should have gone and shaved his pubes off when we had the chance. Just my 2 pesetas worth Note: the author bears no responsibilty for the views expressed in his own postLOL!
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