Guest Remo Williams Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 1. The Law of Common Sense Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist. 2. The Law of Reality Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. 3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. 4. Law of Physical Displacement Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant. 5. Legal Rights Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. 6. Law of Probable Dispersal Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. How true #5 is at times. LOL!
Guest Remo Williams Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 It is and oldie isn't it. Here another classic. Never argue with a stupid person, people may not be able to tell the difference.
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