Kevin Trotter Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 I've just returned from Florida by way of Northwestern Pa , and while I was in Tampa far from SC land , I can't imagine it's any cooler , less humid and has smaller bugs than I saw there. I mean some of the mosquitos were prehistoric and of course we now have the West Nile boogie to be worried about so I carried a can of Raid with me every where I went. But that is not the only reason I 'm not jealous of SC anymore 1) I'm cooler than he is. I know this cause my wife told me so. 2) Derek Smart hates puppies. I saw him kick one once. I think it was him..yea it was him kicking puppies. 3) The SC thinks Moulin Rouge desrved the Oscar..really he did. 4) That is not his real picture Derek is really a short Romanian guy with boils and a well concealed hump. I know cause some guy named Shirley told me so. I said surely you can't be serious and he said " How'd you know my name was Shirley?" 5) Derek Smart has magic powers to make you like him. I myself suffered from this spell but it was broken when I was bitten by a large insect like on Farscape last week. 6) Derek Smart hates pizza. He once told me it was a capitalist tool to control the masses..the fiend Oh I could go on and on but I'll end it with this last reason. I'm not jealous of him cause he doesn't hold himself up to be a big shot and because he actually converses with the people that buy his games and makes numerous patches to fix the game so we can continue to enjoy it. I mean if this becomes a trend what will that mean for the game developers of the world?
IceCold Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 I visited Florida in mid July. During that week there were 13" of rain but the temperature was nice and the beaches were sparsely populated.
Guest Grayfox Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Race Bannon IV: Derek Smart has magic powers to make you like him. you forgot the "Geniouse Rayz" hehehe good to have you back Race!
Commander Elio Jason Posted August 14, 2002 Report Posted August 14, 2002 i live in Miami so i don't live far from "SC Land"
echo Posted August 15, 2002 Report Posted August 15, 2002 I don't think I could handle the bugs there! My Uncle is an exterminator down there. He makes a killing! No pun intended
Supreme Cmdr Posted August 15, 2002 Report Posted August 15, 2002 I suppose you found all the bars in Florida just fine when you down here huh? cuz it sure sounds like your elbow is still tilted. My backyard extends beyond the pool and right on to the lake. So, yes, I'm planning on getting a shotgun for the skeeters. Bugs aren't so bad down here because where I live, Arvida (the property developers) are pretty good about keeping on top of stuff like that. The biggest problem we have are ants; especially when it rains. Back in Sunrise, I used to have Orkin come in once a month. Now in Weston, they come twice a month. Frogs another thing. I wish I were French. I'm so tired of fishing frogs outta my pool, its not even funny. Its like they don't like the water in the lake. Every other morning, I gotta go out there, use the Net and fish the bastards outta my nice, clean, sparkling Blue pool. I keep meaning to call the wildlife folks to see if there is some thing I can drop all over the property, but keep forgetting. The pool guy mentioned moth balls, but I laughed so hard, I almost fed him a frog for his troubles. [ 08-14-2002, 10:34 PM: Message edited by: Supreme Cmdr ]
Supreme Cmdr Posted August 15, 2002 Report Posted August 15, 2002 quote:Originally posted by echo: My Uncle is an exterminator down there. He makes a killing! No pun intendedoh good, maybe he knows something about frogs cuz Orkin such as hell don't.
Commander Elio Jason Posted August 15, 2002 Report Posted August 15, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Supreme Cmdr: Orkin such as hell don't.[/QB]Amen to that.
DraconisRex Posted August 15, 2002 Report Posted August 15, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Supreme Cmdr: quote:Originally posted by echo: My Uncle is an exterminator down there. He makes a killing! No pun intendedoh good, maybe he knows something about frogs cuz Orkin such as hell don't.{1980's Flashback through the Eyes of Zelazny's Trumps of Doom...) quote:"Orkin, We're # 1, Your money's so fun, We're Orkin... Orkin, Killing bugs is our game, With killing frogs we're so lame, We're Orkin..." Oh, Hi SC! I'll put away my cards now...
echo Posted August 15, 2002 Report Posted August 15, 2002 Permethrin Repells frogs. Kills bugs dosen't hurt frogs. Not sure how it effects toddlers though...... I got this on line. I will email my Uncle but he's a slow responder. If I call him, he'd have a heart attack!!!
Shadow_Wolf33 Posted August 17, 2002 Report Posted August 17, 2002 put a few grass snakes in your yard to kill the frogs...then put in a king snake to kill the grass snakes...then when the king snake runs outta grass snakes to eat...it will die of starvation...that or just get a .22, mount a sniper scope on it...and learn to be a sharpshooter
Supreme Cmdr Posted August 17, 2002 Report Posted August 17, 2002 LMAO!! no thanks, me no like snakes ...but the BMP9 sounds like a good idea [ 08-17-2002, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Supreme Cmdr ]
Cruis.In Posted August 18, 2002 Report Posted August 18, 2002 im with you on the snakes. i absolutely hate snakes. bring frogs anyday.
Guest Posted August 18, 2002 Report Posted August 18, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Fox__Trot: pta turrets for your pool?Hell yeah! and invite Shirley round too... "...whoops! i forgot to turn off the PTA turrets!"
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