AllenKG2001 Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Woke up this morning, a bit of a headache, got myself ready to go up to London to meet my cousin about some business. Went outside to get in me car when I noticed, it wasn’t there! Then I remembered, I was out last night! Now, where did I leave the car? Then I remembered, I left outside one of the not so friendly pubs, in the not so friendly part of Basingstoke! Right, here we go! Went off to see what was left of my car. Turned out, not much. Just the back window wiper gone buts that was it. Cool, I thought. Got in started it up and drove off a bit. Then everything goes strange. I didn’t know what it was at first but after noticing that I was slowing down I looked at me petrol gauge, EMPTY! They obviously siphoned out me tank. So, had to walk to petrol station, buy and fill up a petrol can, then walk back to me car. Trying to fill up your tank with a petrol can stuck in the middle of the road is no easy task! My other car that actually DOESN'T go, is left outside me house and has been for ages. Why can’t they wreck that one (they’ll be doing me a favour!). No instead they decide to do my other car which was left outside for the first time in its life! Next time, I’ll walk to the pub!
Raven Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Well you could always choose to drink at a civilized establishment
AWells Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 My best one was waking to recall the fact that my van had gone off a railroad trussle, fallen 35 feet and landed upside down in 4 feet of water. It was really a bummer until I remembered that I didn't own a van.
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