Finally, I found something for Derek!

[Guest]

Here's to save you time in those Usenet forums

Dear

[] Clueless Newbie

[] Lamer

[] Flamer

[] Pervert

[] Geek

[] Spammer

[] Racist

[] Jackass

[x] Troller

[] Fundamentalist

[] Satanist

[] "Expert"

[] Wannabe

[x] Dumbass

[] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood

[] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[] You imported another debate into this post

[x] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand

[] You posted a 'Top 10' post.

[] You posted a 'Religion' post

[x] You started a stupid thread

[] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread

[] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it

[x] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting

[] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post

[x] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message

[] You posted low-IQ flame bait

[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll

[] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll

[] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement

[x] You make no sense

[x] You made a post yet failed to say anything

[] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful

[] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.

[] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.

[] Your awful markup made the post unreadable

[] You made a baseless assertion

[] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON

[] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS

[] You say you're 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.

[] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing

[] Stop masturbating for a week

[] Read every group you posted to for a week

[] Give up your AOL account

[] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it

[] Tell your Mommy to up your medication

[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)

[] Actually post something relevant

[] Read and memorize the FAQ

[] Print your home phone number in your ads

[] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[] Blow me

[x] Get a clue

[] Get a life

[] Go away

[] Grow up

[] Never post again

[] I pity your dog

[] You need to seek psychiatric help

[] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons

[] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...

[] Take your gibberish somewhere else

[] Go back to school and actually learn something

[] Learn how to post or get off the site

[] All of the above

Thank you

[Thomas Siemens]

LOL

[echo]

LMAO That's Great!

[Supreme Cmdr]

LMAO!! I gotta create an XML frontend for that.