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I would like to sue the knife making company for getting my hand cut, the paper making company for cutting my finger and not making their paper safe for use and with no warning labels, the water heating company for selling a water heater that heats the water to such a temperature that I can burn myself, the Gillete for false advertisement of their "safety razors" and I have the little pieces of toilet paper soacked in blood to prove it....

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I would also like to sue whoever is in the courtroom before me for suing whoever they were suing.

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Oh yea, and I would also like to sue those gypsies for the use of the words sue, IBM and Nazzi all in one sentence which made my head hurt, and the I would like to sue myself for suing so much.

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Wow... I'm going to sue Germany for making my grandfather an alcoholic because it was his release during artillery barrages...

What the heck? This is uncalled for; granted, IBM did do some shady stuff back in the '40s, thats obvious; but almost 60 years after the fact!? Its not even the same people in charge, and I'm sure most of the employee's working then have either deceased or retired.

Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime; Teach a man how to call a lawyer, and he'll sue you when he cuts himself with the hook.

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