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You know you're a NOOB when....

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When you do not even know who Resnig is...

(PS: Seriously, who -IS- Resnig? I think my crew automatically spaces him before I enter the ship)

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Not really noobish per say, but crazy, hell yes!

PS: Ah yes, Combat Officer Resnig... I could understand why people hate him.

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You keep flying through a jump point and are getting frustrated because you DON'T jump, you just come out the other side, only to realize later that you actually have to have the jump point targeted first....

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You look for the 'board ennemy ship' button.

You order your beamed MI marines to attack the ennmy command & control building

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You give Resnig command over the craft while you're out on the beach, come back and see that

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quote:


Originally posted by RT:

You give Resnig command over the craft while you're out on the beach, come back and see
that


LOL Resnig is like that. He looks alot better with his head in the trash compactor. And it keeps him from committing stupid acts like that one.

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You constantly launch your fighters immediately after pre-flight inspection and find you have a few FEngineers going along for the ride.

You thought it would be a good idea to "acquire" a few CAS gunships via your CC's tractor beam, in spirit of the TER/INS role, only to find they take up valuable real estate in your launch bays, indefinitely.

It took you 4 years of playing this game to finally disable the Windows key.

In your valiant effort to rid the neighboring star systems of evil and corruption you assign your fighters a "Defend->Support Unit" order, assuming it means the same thing as "Escort", except with a purpose. Next you're wondering why they hypered to the nearest enemy ODS only to be vaporized into the next life.

Assuming the countless threads concerning Resnig where created to scare small children, you give him the benefit of the doubt and break for lunch. Now the flaming wreck that was once your beautiful CC is drifting into Sygan's atmosphere and all your can do is enjoy the ride.

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LMAO!!!! Didn't your parents teach you to look left, then right, then left again before walking down a dimly lit corridor? B)

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Eheh.... a dimly light corridor lighten up by laser fire.... B):rotfl:

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...when you fly around in a shuttle looking for drones not realizing that you can extract them no matter where you are.

...when you frantically typing your asset name several times, assuming there is a bug or you keyboard is broken, when you try to start new career as fighter pilot or a marine.

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When, after around 20 hours of playing Roam, you try deleting a saved game and find out that it actually deletes the whole character. Everything. Gone.

Sad now.

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When ur using a super, heavycarrer, u forgot to clock before hyperjumping to a hostile space station to destroy it. I've done that before, I quited the game knowing that i'll be dead.

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which game is that?

Only a reply to the previous post by SC.

Nothing referred to a game in particular....only a fight in a corridor.

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