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This is good I'm sure the guys will appreciate it. This is a Dear John Letter that back fired. Great thinking.

The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...You gotta love a man like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.

He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back

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Ummm, they did that joke in a MASH episode. A wounded marine got a dear John letter and was depressed so Hawkeye did the only thing he could think of and gathered all the spare pics from the MASH members and helped him write a letter back to his ex girlfriend with the same statement about not remembering which one she is.

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