Guest Posted March 28, 2004 Report Share Posted March 28, 2004 I haven't heard anyone explain this great mystery as well as the all-wise Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm... "Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MIKE113 Posted March 28, 2004 Report Share Posted March 28, 2004 Last night I was a genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolferz Posted March 28, 2004 Report Share Posted March 28, 2004 LOL Isn't everyone a genius when they look at the world through beer goggles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennyMala Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 ROTFLMAO!!! I always suspected Hoomer Simpson was a ganius.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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