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Dumb Laws. You gotta laugh that these laws are still on the books.

Florida Laws:

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.

Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children.

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

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LOL,

Is that why it's called "Flori-duh"

Oh, wait, I shouldn't say that, I have read of laws in other states that are even more inane than those.

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wait! wait! you forgot the you cannot vote twice law!

oh wait.. yes we can!

RECOUNT THAT ****!

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That's some funny stuff, LOL.

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Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

Actually that's not dumb. Think about it.

/walks over to the wall and yanks the fire alarm

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Although most of those laws sound dumb, there all at one time would have had a purpose.

Its still legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city walls of York on New Years Day 12am.

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quote:

Originally posted by kenny87:

Although most of those laws sound dumb, there all at one time would have had a purpose.


Yah think? Then how do you explain this one from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania "No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator." I doubt there was a rash of on the refrigerator sleeping people to the extent they had to concoct a law to ban it. And even if people did go around sleeping on their refrigerators, that's their buisness. Damn this sounds like a monty python skit.

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