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The Work Virus

There's a new virus going around. The code name for it is "WORK". If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks, and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your whole life.

If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then retry. I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for the bar anyway. Never hurts to be safe

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Guest Fox__Trot

Bug found in cure for WORK virus:

When buying drinks for everyone else amount friends will not equal amount friends at end of night therefor causing cure BAR to have a fatal exception.

Temporary workaround:

Do not order drinks for any NEW freinds avoid giving FREE things to NEW friends and fatal exception should be aovided.

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ROTFLMAO!!!

A friend of mine has a pub here and when I tell him that he was running a clinic he took the entire night to figure it out.... ...then I sent him this topic by E-mail..... ...(I know I'm bastard inside...)

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quote:


Originally posted by Wolferz:

LOL Fox and Denny

Warning label on WORK Antivirus:

"May cause Spurious Output"


Especially THE DAY AFTER!!!!

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