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Farmer sues trucking company

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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court,

the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Clyde.

Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'"

asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened I

had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just

answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the

accident, 'I'm fine!'?

Clyde said "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and

I was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to

establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man

told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine.

Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my

client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer

the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer

and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say

about his favorite mule,Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I

had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and

was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and

trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.

I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.

I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could

hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning I knew she was in terrible

shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway

Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and

groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took

out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at

me, and said "How are you feeling?"

"Now, what the heck would you say?"

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ROTFLMAO!!!

"...never felt better!..."....LOL!!

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