Guest Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, ÔÇ£LetÔÇÖs begin by reviewing some American history. Who said ÔÇÿGive me Liberty, or give me Death?ÔÇÖ ÔÇ£ She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. ÔÇ£Patrick Henry, 1775.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Very good!ÔÇØ apprised the teacher. Now, who said, ÔÇ£Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?ÔÇØ Again, no response except from Pedro: ÔÇ£Abraham Lincoln, 1863.ÔÇØ The teacher snapped at the class, ÔÇ£Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about itsÔÇÖ history than you do!ÔÇØ She heard a loud whisper: ÔÇ£Screw the Mexicans!ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Who said that?ÔÇØ she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. ÔÇ£Jim Bowie, 1836.ÔÇØ At that point, a student in the back said, ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm gonna puke.ÔÇØ The teacher glared and asked, ÔÇ£All right! Now, who said that?ÔÇØ Again, Pedro. ÔÇ£George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.ÔÇØ Now furious, another student yelled, ÔÇ£Oh yeah? Kiss this!ÔÇØ Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, ÔÇ£Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!ÔÇØ Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, ÔÇ£You little turd. If you say anything else, IÔÇÖll strangle you!ÔÇØ Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, ÔÇ£Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.ÔÇØ The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, ÔÇ£Oh shit, weÔÇÖre in BIG trouble now!ÔÇØ Pedro whispered, ÔÇ£Saddam Hussein, 2003.ÔÇØ ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow5731 Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 LMMFAO on that one Jag....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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