Guest Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Your wife called ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Prezioso Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Man - that's WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral LB Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 true oh and btw, woot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Zwycky Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted lastyear is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 LOL! Any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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