Guest Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Your wife called ROFLMAO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Prezioso Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Man - that's WRONG! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral LB Report post Posted October 8, 2005 true oh and btw, woot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben Zwycky Report post Posted October 21, 2005 The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted lastyear is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papi Report post Posted October 21, 2005 LOL! Any takers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
