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Politically correct holiday greeting

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Politically Correct Holiday Greeting:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,

my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,

socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,

gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable

traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,

or secular practices of your choice, with respect for

the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of

others, or their choice not to practice religious or

secular traditions at all and a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the

generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without

due respect for the calendars of choice of other

cultures whose contributions to society have helped

make America great (not to imply that America is

necessarily greater than any other country

or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere),

and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,

physical disability, religious faith, choice of

computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

*Legal Disclaimer: By accepting this agreement, you

are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or

withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no

alteration to the original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the

wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where

prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole

discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within

the usual application of good tidings for a period of

one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent

holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty

is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance

of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Sincerely,

(Name withheld for legal, social and cultural

considerations.)

rofl

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and to think we used to just say "merry Christmas!" Ah... life was soo much simpler back in the day.

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